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Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art, save me. Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art. Save me, Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art.
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i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love
what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis
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porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]
thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!
The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake
You cannot block me in any way that matters.
i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.
well damn . egg on my face
THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself
I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.
I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.
I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.
29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)
but I did the in person practical shit at school.
the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.
so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.
Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.
You know I've been a fan of "Iris" since I was a little kid, but it didn't really sink in until now how hard those opening lines go. I'd forfeit eternal life to be with you; I was never making it to heaven anyway, so let me have the next closest thing.
What do you mean it was a movie about romance with angels???
Movie was called City of Angels and starred Nicholas Cage as an angel who chooses to give up divinity after falling in love with a human ER nurse played by Meg Ryan. That's Nicholas Cage in the single artwork about to throw himself off a building to become mortal.
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underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post
When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom
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I can't go swimming in fucking July because of my heart monitor. I can't sleep on my stomach because of my heart monitor. I can't give anyone a really strong hug because of my heart monitor. I can't wear low-cut tops in public because of my heart monitor. I have to keep my event monitor on my person in order to receive information from my heart monitor. changing the strips that keep my heart monitor against my chest feels like peeling off strips of wax or duct tape. it hurts so fucking bad and leaves me skin red and irritated, which I still have to clean off before I attach a new strip. the skin around the strips itches as it tugs and bunches and loosens. the monitor sticks out from underneath my shirts in obvious ways, but it's more subtle than the glaring bulky plastic of the monitor itself. all of this and I bet my doctor won't even find anything, just like they didn't find anything the last time I wore a holter monitor two years ago
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
