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i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

person (non-practicing)

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"