I just woke up from a dream

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

everything is romantic if you’re hopeless enough.

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

one day i will die in my sleep and everything will be okay :)