NO REGERTS!

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices

i talk big shit about monsterfucking but the truth is nothing has ever made me as indescribably aroused as that one shot of dragoon gloves in the ffxiv heavensward trailer

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damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

apparently notes on mobile disappear after an hour or so now, so here's the link to the fic

i genuinely think that dnd media scratches an itch in a person for a slightly shitty kind of story. i think dnd media is shitty in a way that is deeply compelling

like i think the problem with a lot of modern media is that it is technically very good but it has no heart. dnd media is all heart and makes no fucking sense. but its closer to sitting around a campfire and making some shit up, which i think is the primal state of making up a story

Ebroiderers are to be feared, for their precision, dedication, and patience to stab something many MANY times.

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now