Hit that mezzo forte like

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don't you

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

hey, can i get a hit of that? (crisp autumn breeze)

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest