Hit that mezzo forte like

eating my sandwich & leaving behind the perfectly sandwich-shaped sandwich bones

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

(ID: tags that read “when does a monster stop being a monster? when you love it”)

infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

"!!" is its own word to me

as a pharmacist seeing content about the side effects of birth control made in this very sensationalist way makes me feel weird because yes it’s important to make a fully informed decision about the risks of taking contraception, but you need to understand that ALL medications have rare but serious side effects. everyday medications like paracetamol and ibuprofen have crazy side effects like heart failure and death but people still take them because there’s an understanding that these risks are extremely rare. yes they happen to some people but statistically you’re probably more way more likely to die in a car accident than get a brain tumour from birth control pills. but that doesn’t stop you from getting into a car. Birth control isn’t for everyone but it is an incredibly valuable medication that is a cornerstone of women’s health and reproductive rights. In an age of increasing right wing ideology, abortion bans, violence against women, and fears around reducing birth rates, going out of your way to make fear mongering statements about contraception and paint it as this big scary medication that’s going to kill you feels like a psyop

OP you can't just say this and then not show us the really ugly ones

i love intentionally ordered playlists i love albums with strong openers and closers and those told in two clear acts and albums with songs that flow into each other so you have to listen to them together i love interludes i love having an Experience with a whole body of work

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

love saying ‘huge if true’ because if that’s true….. then that’s huge

let's all say thank you to the ao3 volunteers who i hear are having A Week

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house