We Spies, We Slow Hands!

🎹🎂20 YEARS OF NEIL🎂🎹

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

This is what Carol gets for hitting on Jimmy’s mom.

idgaf wishing death on abusers is always justified, they can't hurt anyone if they're dead

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

just say you have an addiction

as a little baby you are happy with plain milk and just some sort of mono-coloured paste, but as you eat more and more that just doesn't cut it any more. you need more flavours, more textures, more extreme foods. that's how you can tell it's not harmless, it's frying your dopamine receptors. some sickos even eat foods that literally hurt to eat because they're so eager to chase their fix.

#not my fault new people claimed squatters rights

official linguistics post

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

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