long and loud

biker bro loves to let em’ rip! get a whiff of that

etc, etc.

When she finally gave in, she easily outmatched every other fart combined, effortlessly winning the fart-off despite having tried so hard not to participate. Bent over the nearest table and clenching her fists, she no longer bothered paying attention to anything behind her. Nobody was left in the house to celebrate her unplanned victory.

ugh trapped gas really wrecks your guts for sure 😳 one time with an ex I held in so much gas it was physically painful (I never farted around him bc I got embarrassed lmao) so I had to apologise and do some urgent yoga to move some of the gas out bc I couldn't take it anymore 😮‍💨 would have been sooo much better if I was with someone who got turned on by it 👀😵‍💫

when you bring your fingers to your nose to breathe in deep, it smells so strongly of me that you groan. you haven't even touched my pussy yet, haven't been able to part the thicket that hinders your access, but you know exactly how it smells from the scent packed into my pubes alone. and maybe you consider that simply burying your face into the bush poking out from the sides of my underwear might just be enough to satisfy you anyway 😌

sarcastic apologies interrupted by belches:  “oh, fuck— beeeeeeuuuuuaaaaarhhhh! pardon m— uuuurrrrrrrrrpppp! — I don’t mean to be so r— aaaaaaaauuuuuhhhp! — so rude…”

I can imagine how embarassed they get them their partner walks into the room, not realizing they weren’t alone just hides their face and apologizing 🥺

“don’t hold it in on my behalf...”

Feeling out the situation, their partner playfully tells them to hold it in or they’ll be in big trouble. Playing along, your FC lets the gas build up in their stomach until it hurts, moaning and pleading to be allowed to fart while their partner teases their tummy with a firm belly rub that stirs up their gas in big, crampy bubbles. Eventually something’s gotta give and your FC’s gas gets too painful to bear and begins pushing out on its own in noisy bursts no matter how much they try to hold it back. Their partner drapes them belly-down over their lap and your FC moans at how good it feels to have pressure on their achy belly, their partner’s knees pressing into their stomach helping to free a huge fart. Their partner gives them a little swat on their ass and teases them about how naughty they are, playfully threatening them with a spanking, and when your FC only lets out a moan and another fart in response, they get another swat. Then another fart accompanied by yet another spank. Now every time your FC is jostled on their partner’s lap, a huge fart pushes out of them, the raunchy noise punctuated with the sound of a firm spank. Soon enough your FC’s rear is spanked nice and pink before they give a hard push to get out the last of their gas, their pleasure peaking as they c*um right there on their partner’s lap from the sheer ecstasy of deflating

lots of burps because I have an intolerance to something in what I ate but it just mostly causes gas and mild stomach pain LOL

When they start getting close and kissing their date just presses their hand against their stomach and he lets out this monstrous belch right in their face (or mouth)

i had a huge bowl of chili, 2 fiber one bars, some prune juice, and a bunch of sugar free wafers and candy (one of them even has a warning on the package about laxative effect with excessive consumption lol) and I'm ripping awful gas every few minutes. as is typical for me a lot of them aren't too loud (true sbds) but I'm doing my best to record the ones that sound good. i don't have anything outside the house to do or anywhere to be so I'm trying to use the opportunity to just turn into a disgusting gasbag, im hoping they just get worse and smellier as the week goes on