Like One Hand Clapping

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand

bisexuals be like "!!" after every word or sentence

I'm sorry but why was this the post where I learned some rich lady fell in love with the Grinch

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

@elodieunderglass

Oh I love them thank you

Matt if it's a boy, Mattress if it's a girl

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

This is the most painfully accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

The number of people in the notes of this being like “lol i’m the motorist” with 0 sense of shame or self awareness is crazy. You should all get your licenses taken away

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile