a dude

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

Kirby, I've seen you on my dash before and let you know that I do not smoke anymore. It's getting really frustrating how you continue offering me hits off of your blunt. I don't smoke. Are you listening to me? Look me in my eye I don't smoke anymore and I don't really like being around you when you're high. I miss when we would hang out and not smoke and we could do normal stuff together now and we hang out all you do is offer me and I said no I said no six times I said no another day is the answer still no you would know if I wanted to hit cause I would say hey Kirby. Can I have a hit of that? I have to have my air purifier on the loudest setting because you come over to my fucking house. My cat has asthma. This is getting really I asked you I literally I asked you to do it outside but you just forgot. I think there's something seriously wrong with you. I know there are things that you don't wanna think about but this is not the fucking way. You're never gonna get anywhere like this, if you ask me one more time, I think we're gonna have to take a break. A friend break . And you know I fucking love you so much and I think you're really cool person but we just can't keep doing this. This isn't fun for me.

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

“male rape” is still rape, misandry is still sexism, and theres no need to call anything “reverse racism,” it’s just racism hunty

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg