the coolatta zone

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.

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When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

that comic with the fujoshis crying and throwing up after being shown hairy fat gay men except there's a table in the corner of the room with women dressed in suits smoking cigars and enjoying the show and theyre labeled 'enlightened fujoshis'

The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"

Squids are like if an animal was a squid

anyone who has a child under the age of 30 is like a teen parent in my eyes

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes