the coolatta zone

i’m completely normal and sane

Oh... Gonna unfollow you now.

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Happy Pride

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

there have been many recorded instances of occurrences

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy