Ace in Space

If the velociraptor is anything like a chicken, it's definitely trainable. Like they probably wouldn't respond to negative reinforcement in the slightest. Maybe even worse than chickens in that regard. But I think most predators tend to react with caution to larger animals, so you'd benefit from instincts a bit there. Training it to expect food when following a certain pattern, or to be comfortable with your presence, or to follow you around. Also it would be morally correct to domesticate it, so that'd help.

First Reaction to Chilly Willy Penguin Real Unedited

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

self-expression comes from a desire to connect and i've only got so much of that in me when we're looking forward to, idk, jake paul as the leader of the free world. this cannot be the world i'm trying to communicate with. my dumb ass grew up in 1990s France eager to join the chorus of humankind you have to understand. filled with belief in kindness and progress and boundless optimism for the future. there is absolutely none of that going around right now unless you're a defense contractor. as one human being to another i am asking you to please be there for each other, please build a better world where art can prosper and please stop those who gleefully bomb the innocent, by any means necessary

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy