Ace in Space

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

If the velociraptor is anything like a chicken, it's definitely trainable. Like they probably wouldn't respond to negative reinforcement in the slightest. Maybe even worse than chickens in that regard. But I think most predators tend to react with caution to larger animals, so you'd benefit from instincts a bit there. Training it to expect food when following a certain pattern, or to be comfortable with your presence, or to follow you around. Also it would be morally correct to domesticate it, so that'd help.

First Reaction to Chilly Willy Penguin Real Unedited

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.