a mess, really

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

fanfic writers will go "anyone gonna explore the kinda fucked up or emotionally impactful implications of this minor canon detail?" and then not wait for an answer.

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

one of the bsky devs blocked more than 300K users including me because he used a blocklist for ai haters lmao

idk how much people on here know about it, but its probably because he admitted to using ai to code the site a few months ago, and the site has been functioning poorly ever since and i think hes losing his mind that the userbase he hates so much is making fun of him for it. (we havent been blocked from using the site if that isnt clear, like he blocked us from his official account)

oh and yes its the same guy who put his phone in a pool to cool it off when it got overheated

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box