a sort of gadfly,

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

Update: astonishingly bad shape, almost more than i’m willing to tolerate. I’m floored anyone even lives there. hit 5 out of my list of the 7 major expensive improvements :( that’s too many :( my cap is 3 :(