a sort of gadfly,

Need to lock my spending down for the next month. i can make it for the three weeks without pay but it’s way too tight for my liking. i’ve gotten way better at cutting down my spending in the last year but its hard to overcome the deficit from my initial bad spending habits from law school. im literally blocking the amazon app on my phone atp

Remember gay sitting. well yesterday i went for a drink with coworkers and just could not keep my legs normal on those high top chairs. i kept kicking the coworker i knew the least bc i couldn’t figure out the way to sit on my foot. is gay sitting still a thing and did i just out myself

If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me if i had add, possibly undiagnosed, i would have like. 30¢. which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened 6 times. Actually not that weird if you interact w me but

Brandon flowers bringing country bruce vibes….who let that mormon do that

The i’m dropping out video is 11 minutes long??? i ain’t watching alla that i already knew i was right

Only thing that makes me feel better about ordering dominos at 9:45pm on a wednesday is the number of people who apparently also did that so it’s taken my guy like 30 minutes to make all the stops in a 5 mile radius. ok you can shame me now

it looks rly weird on the outside though bc it’s like a duplex so it looks kind of like two face lmao

New house on the market that i like. it looks like it needs just the kind of work i want to do which is awesome but it does have a mature apple tree in the backyard. which is a mild problem vis a vis apples falling off

You know i was so proud of myself for taking the bar and getting sworn in as a lawyer in the 2 months before our wedding but ofc taylor has to one-up me by writing and releasing what is probably an oscar winning song 1 month before her 1000 guest wedding lmao