a sort of gadfly,

Christ i’m so short im like 2 minutes away from asking for a goddamn high chair at this bar

I guess i did post in 2008 that if obama won i was getting gay married and lighting american flags on fire. But i stand by that.

Everyone should have grown up in that era where “the internet is forever” and “be aware of what you post bc it could cost you a job or reputation” was the Stranger Danger of its time. you know who has two thumbs and nothing online to apologize for? 🤙🏾🍜 this girl! 🍜🤙🏾

Thank god i don’t have a world cup bracket rn bc i would be humiliated

joe alwyn dating the woman who plays carolyn bassette-kennedy, famously cool, famously a style icon, famously married to one of the most famous and good looking men of the time….there’s a metaphor here that i can’t articulate but is just insane

i’m the opposite of “taylor swift cannot serve” crowd in that i think the fits are insane, i would never wear them, but she somehow looks incredible in all of them. bc she’s the hottest woman alive.

Actually crazy that joever happened because he was so insecure and paranoid about living in her shadow* but all that meant was that he is now just known as “taylor swift’s ex who was afraid of living in her shadow”. like he made the problem worse. no other taylor ex has this problem