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josephine’s entire adult life has been spent among orlesian nobility, but she still dresses in what can only be an antivan style and doesn’t mask her face or even wear particularly concealing makeup. you have to imagine that hindered her path to being respected there, so it must be really important to her personally to stay antivan in appearance, especially considering we see her younger sister (who still seems to live mostly in antiva) masked and dressed completely orlesian when visiting the winter palace. i suppose it’s also possible it’s been useful to josephine to cultivate the perception of herself as a charmingly genuine bare-faced foreigner and thus get underestimated? anyway i think when she’s at the height of her popularity, orlesians should paint beauty marks on their masks to imitate her look

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

Like Psyduck?

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can