Fuck off proshippers

friendly reminder! proship dni means I don’t want y’all in my inbox, comments, or reblogs. hope this helps!

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

over on twitter the pericis TERFs have taken up use of the word "theyfab", apparently. i hate that podcast too but they are swarming the podcast hosts calling them slurs. so that's fun. one of the ones getting 2K+ likes rn was following people talking about being a wombynly woman vulva biological female and how men are the devil with their penises and at the same time calling the hosts of that podcast "theyfabs" with various comments about eradication. so. do with that info what you will.

drives me nuts when ppl act like its somehow feminist to be a huge asshole to people because 'men are allowed to behave that way,' or whatever. ok. well i dont think men should be treating people like that either. and if they talk to me like you are talking to me, i will judge and avoid them as well.

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

wet beast wednesday

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting, black tortoiseshell with low white spotting (calico)