The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

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@qweenmeem
The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

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If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo
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Rating some of my recent one liners:
"You'll find out when you're older" said when someone asks a question that they'll know the answer to in like two weeks, 7/10, gets a laugh but gets old after five times
"Is the ground okay?" said when someone trips or drops something, 5/10, overused and slightly overrated
"It's okay, I forgive you" said when someone explains something about themselves or just generally says anything (E.G: "Yeah I haven't gone to the gym in a while" "It's okay I forgive you"), 10/10, everyone loves this, no notes

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I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production
this duck LOVES pink drink
Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me
for those who don't watch game changer the context of this is that vic, as part of their attempt to do a challenge on this game show, decided to steal from sam's home, which resulted in them losing points
I dont think I get whats happening, what did vic do?
so basically what happened was they're on a game show and sam gave them a challenge and what vic did as part of their attempt to complete that challenge was they robbed sam's home, but instead of this getting them points they had a point deducted from their score because sam did not think vic robbing his home was good
wait so why did vic's points get deducted?
because they robbed sam's house which sam decided was not in line with what he wanted the contestants to do with this challenge
On the one hand, part of me is like "well yeah, obviously he's not going to be happy about you robbing his house"
On the other hand, I've seen enough clips of Game Changer and seen the kind of psychological torture Sam inflicts on his contestants and can't help but think this was just kinda fair play?
yeah that's what vic thought too which is why they robbed sam's home. didn't work out though because they lost a point for it
I love how clearly impressed his friends are at this dkhdkfkd "start the frogs"
"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers
of course! let me just-
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i have been apprehended
ID: An orange and white tabby being picked up sideways
things that can kill you:
- the night before your birthday
- late summer evenings
- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon
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i thought we all agreed we were here forever
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one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell