What do you know of Goblins?

*talking loudly into the fog* man it would be so terrible if we had a playable komi board decoration that we could invite our friends to our base of operations to play with in our beautiful homes, which could be bought from a duviri-conclavecave pvp komi shop run by duviri-teshin which simply uses the usual lobby cave plus slapping little tabletops on top of the the warframe podiums, thus hosting up to 5 matches in the same space, with a sort of tournament queue system (opt in, talk to teshin to join the queue, otherwise you're in the spectator pool free to wander around without getting occasionally teleported to a table for a match (a popup to confirm appears and if you accept you teleport or else if it times out it asks the next player in the queue instead) (winners play winners; losers play losers; system tries to prefer new matchups otherwise) (boards are a bit king of the hill- winning streak matches are preferred for being placed towards the center table); the side rooms which are usually the weapons range and the planters are 'soundproofed'- players can jam out with shawzins inside while chilling and not have the sound carry out through the whole lobby- if a player thinks the live music is bad they can just walk out and be free. thrax is sulking in a corner (he's been playing the rablit at komi and losing) and you can play bot matches against him or the rablit. thrax is not very good at it, and he'll say mean things to you and generally complain about everything while he loses. the rablit is very good at it and will make cute sounds and little hops while it devastates you.

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

it's my dream to invent new and stupid forms of conclave that will incite a terrible competitiveness in players that normally do not remember that conclave exists (lie it is only part of my overall agenda to invent new and stupid forms of gameplay in general that people are incited to feel emotions about [see: uranus open world Big Fish]) (in this case wanting to flip the table on annoying mind gaming komi players)