I Find These Funny or Sad

'[...]' the blind, old motherfucker says with a shrug.

Man, woman, both, or neither: the records are long since lost.

The Eye of the Cyclops is mine! My name is No-One.

He's answered by an old motherfucker off to the corner.

Ulysses just bleeds at the fucker.

A labyrinthine twisted task of a tale to tell.

Her body lies in her wife's caress, her face is free of her life's distress, wearing the rags of her wedding dress, laid in blood when the battle has done.

Rose opened her eyes, and her first sight in thirty years was her sister...falling lifeless to the floor with a bullet in her heart.

Jonny d'Ville: Is this [Briar Rose]? How do we wake her up?

I once heard them say a kiss could wake me up, but I hope my prince will bring a sword.

Fire 'til your guns are empty: 'til your ammunition runs dry! If you're finished playing at soldier, you might have noticed we cannot die!

Guarded by uncounted ready guns and blades, sharper than a barrier of thorns.

Jonny d'Ville: Fuck the ship!

Geppetto, the demon of Aesop, known for his experiments into biomechanical augmentation, especially on children.

No, no my dear doctor! Pain and fear are important tools for survival. A good soldier should be able to overcome them, but they must be there. No, make sure she knows pain. And make sure she knows fear.

When I was a little girl my mother always told me: 'Someday your prince will come, my love.' But as I grew I knew it was a princess who would hold me, I look to the stars for you, my love.

Now, you might think you are small, and insignificant, and also dead; but when you smash together everyone's stinky, rotting corpse you can move mountains together.