Nov 9, 2025
Guillermo Del Toro is the only director who would shoot Gepetto making Pinocchio as if it were Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.
And then shoot Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster as if it were Gepetto making Pinocchio.
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Guillermo Del Toro is the only director who would shoot Gepetto making Pinocchio as if it were Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.
And then shoot Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster as if it were Gepetto making Pinocchio.
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Pinocchio (1940) / The Aristocats (1970)
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Rewatching the Disney classic animated films for Reasons and it really is funny how often they're just like, well some of the wildest shit you've ever heard in your life happened but we aren't animating that. Moving on!
Like these are absolutely groundbreaking works of art and labor and they achieved a ton so am not knocking them! I just appreciate the audacity. The dwarfs built Snow White a glass coffin and set her up in a special shrine in the woods. Use Your Imagination For This. Geppetto got eaten by a whale while he was looking for Pinocchio, we also have no idea how he managed that, ANYWAY he is in the whale now we're moving on we're already done with the questions about how he got in the goddamn whale. Maleficent's minions scoured the land for the missing princess. Not sure why they bothered when she was still cursed anyway but it does sound like a cool sequence. Which you will not be getting. Next!
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