the dragon screams

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

had the realization the other day that disney adult bloggers and youtubers are gonna be sooo fucking useful to theme park historians. like the vloggers are like “oooh look at this menu they have for halloween!!! let me show you the front and back and inside with all the information on it” and 2057 historians are gonna be like “oh fuck yea”

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

reblogging for that comment jhc

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2

Ophelia

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

At least I don't have a tumblr

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking