Slice of Bread

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

pretty sure he came from japan?

Some trans men feel more attractive and fashionable in the “boring” clothing

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

guys this is not about sex and friends with benefits or making out with your best friend that's why i said "lowkey" this is about when your friend has shoulder pain and asks you to massage it and the longer it takes to fix the shoulder the more charged the atmosphere gets this is about when you lay your head in your friends lap like it's no big deal and they start playing with your hair like it's no big deal this is about sitting really close with your friend on the couch while watching tv or talking and you're aware of all the places youre touching but it's not like either of you are gonna take it any further it's about when you're so overwhelmed with affection that you just bury your face in someone's neck and just sit like that for a bit not doing anything it's about when you do normal intimate sweet things with your friends but there's something charged and unspoken about it and you're all fine leaving it like that. no sex. only eroticism.

no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

Also sometimes you just turned something in late or got a bad grade and that was also part of life and learning.