I was wondering if u could do headcanons of what summer would be like with all the killer chat love interests with a reader that HATESSS summer bc of the heat and all the bugs and if you don't wanna do all the li just ronin is fine!
“Hot, Bothered, and Yours: Summer" - Killer Chat LIs X Reader Headcanons
Hey, sweetheart—thanks for the fun request!
If summer’s your sworn enemy (ugh, the heat? the bugs? the sweat??), just know these killer love interests have their own... steamy ways of dealing with it.
Let’s get into it, yeah?
written by yuukskillsworld<3
WARNINGS: Mild swearing, flirting and suggestive language, heat-induced irritation
(No serious triggers—just vibes and summer suffering.)
Ronin Beaufort
Ronin finds your summer misery hilarious.
♡ The second he sees you flopped on the couch in a tank top and an ice pack down your shirt, he smirks: “Aww, what’s wrong, darlin’? Can’t handle a little sunshine?”
♡ He refuses to turn on the AC unless you threaten violence. “Heat builds character. Or were you always this dramatic?” (He’s already turning the AC on behind your back. He just likes watching you flail.)
♡ When the bugs get bad, he pulls out an old-school fly swatter like it’s a weapon and declares war. He’s unnecessarily aggressive about it. “This one’s for you, baby,” he says, smacking the air dramatically.
♡ If you’re grumpy, he gets handsy. Not necessarily helpful, but distracting. “C’mon, sweat looks good on you. And I’ve got a few ways to make you forget the heat…”
Maria de la Rosa(Angel)
Angel actually loves summer—but she loves you more.
♡ She notices how miserable you are and immediately adapts her plans. No more long hikes. No open fields. Just shaded walks, indoor picnics, and cool drinks.
♡ She gets you one of those handheld fans—and decorates it with your favorite colors or stickers. “Gotta keep my baby cool and cute.”
♡ If bugs come near you? She’s ready with the spray. “Not today, Satan,” she mutters, shielding you like a bug-slaying guardian angel.
♡ She brings you popsicles. She wears flowy clothes. She sets up soft pillows in the coolest part of the house so you two can nap together. “See? Summer’s not so bad when you’re wrapped up in me.”
Misaki Katsuo
Misaki doesn’t love the heat either, but they’ll never admit it. Their whole vibe is “adapt and cause problems.”
♡ They turn summer into a game. Every bug you swat earns you a point. Every time you complain, they tickle you.
♡ “You hate summer?” they grin, already dragging you outside with a squirt gun. “Then it’s war, babe.”
♡ They set up a kiddie pool and force you to sit in it with them like a pair of gremlins. “We suffer together. It’s romantic.”
♡ And when you finally snap and say, “I’m going to melt,” they grin and pour an entire pitcher of cold water on your head. “Better?” (They’re soaked right after, don’t worry.)
Valentin Viljoen(V)
V hates inefficient suffering, so he becomes your personal anti-summer strategist.
♡ Blackout curtains. High-end AC unit. Bug-repelling plants and scents. He has it all set up like a military operation.
♡ You wake up one morning to find the thermostat pre-programmed, your clothes chilled in the fridge, and the patio sealed from insects.
♡ When you say, “Ugh, I hate this season,” he just hands you a glass of cucumber water and kisses your forehead. “Then we make it tolerable. Together.”
♡ He’s surprisingly clingy when you’re hot and annoyed. Always brushing damp hair off your face or sitting close without touching unless you let him.
♡ And if you’re hiding in a dark room mid-heatwave? He joins you silently and reads aloud until you calm down.
Thanks again for the request, sunshine (yes, I said it).
Whether you're melting, swatting bugs, or just trying to survive the season—these killers have your back. And if not... well, they’ll at least keep you distracted. Hope you had fun reading, sweetie! <3
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