I was wondering if u could do headcanons of what summer would be like with all the killer chat love interests with a reader that HATESSS summer bc of the heat and all the bugs and if you don't wanna do all the li just ronin is fine!
โHot, Bothered, and Yours: Summer" - Killer Chat LIs X Reader Headcanons
Hey, sweetheartโthanks for the fun request!
If summerโs your sworn enemy (ugh, the heat? the bugs? the sweat??), just know these killer love interests have their own... steamy ways of dealing with it.
Letโs get into it, yeah?
written by yuukskillsworld<3
WARNINGS: Mild swearing, flirting and suggestive language, heat-induced irritation
(No serious triggersโjust vibes and summer suffering.)
Ronin Beaufort
Ronin finds your summer misery hilarious.
โก The second he sees you flopped on the couch in a tank top and an ice pack down your shirt, he smirks: โAww, whatโs wrong, darlinโ? Canโt handle a little sunshine?โ
โก He refuses to turn on the AC unless you threaten violence. โHeat builds character. Or were you always this dramatic?โ (Heโs already turning the AC on behind your back. He just likes watching you flail.)
โก When the bugs get bad, he pulls out an old-school fly swatter like itโs a weapon and declares war. Heโs unnecessarily aggressive about it. โThis oneโs for you, baby,โ he says, smacking the air dramatically.
โก If youโre grumpy, he gets handsy. Not necessarily helpful, but distracting. โCโmon, sweat looks good on you. And Iโve got a few ways to make you forget the heatโฆโ
Maria de la Rosa(Angel)
Angel actually loves summerโbut she loves you more.
โก She notices how miserable you are and immediately adapts her plans. No more long hikes. No open fields. Just shaded walks, indoor picnics, and cool drinks.
โก She gets you one of those handheld fansโand decorates it with your favorite colors or stickers. โGotta keep my baby cool and cute.โ
โก If bugs come near you? Sheโs ready with the spray. โNot today, Satan,โ she mutters, shielding you like a bug-slaying guardian angel.
โก She brings you popsicles. She wears flowy clothes. She sets up soft pillows in the coolest part of the house so you two can nap together. โSee? Summerโs not so bad when youโre wrapped up in me.โ
Misaki Katsuo
Misaki doesnโt love the heat either, but theyโll never admit it. Their whole vibe is โadapt and cause problems.โ
โก They turn summer into a game. Every bug you swat earns you a point. Every time you complain, they tickle you.
โก โYou hate summer?โ they grin, already dragging you outside with a squirt gun. โThen itโs war, babe.โ
โก They set up a kiddie pool and force you to sit in it with them like a pair of gremlins. โWe suffer together. Itโs romantic.โ
โก And when you finally snap and say, โIโm going to melt,โ they grin and pour an entire pitcher of cold water on your head. โBetter?โ (Theyโre soaked right after, donโt worry.)
Valentin Viljoen(V)
V hates inefficient suffering, so he becomes your personal anti-summer strategist.
โก Blackout curtains. High-end AC unit. Bug-repelling plants and scents. He has it all set up like a military operation.
โก You wake up one morning to find the thermostat pre-programmed, your clothes chilled in the fridge, and the patio sealed from insects.
โก When you say, โUgh, I hate this season,โ he just hands you a glass of cucumber water and kisses your forehead. โThen we make it tolerable. Together.โ
โก Heโs surprisingly clingy when youโre hot and annoyed. Always brushing damp hair off your face or sitting close without touching unless you let him.
โก And if youโre hiding in a dark room mid-heatwave? He joins you silently and reads aloud until you calm down.
Thanks again for the request, sunshine (yes, I said it).
Whether you're melting, swatting bugs, or just trying to survive the seasonโthese killers have your back. And if not... well, theyโll at least keep you distracted. Hope you had fun reading, sweetie! <3
Credits:
-> dividers: @dollywons
-> photo: Pinterest







