I was wondering if u could do headcanons of what summer would be like with all the killer chat love interests with a reader that HATESSS summer bc of the heat and all the bugs and if you don't wanna do all the li just ronin is fine!
βHot, Bothered, and Yours: Summer" - Killer Chat LIs X Reader Headcanons
Hey, sweetheartβthanks for the fun request!
If summerβs your sworn enemy (ugh, the heat? the bugs? the sweat??), just know these killer love interests have their own... steamy ways of dealing with it.
Letβs get into it, yeah?
written by yuukskillsworld<3
WARNINGS: Mild swearing, flirting and suggestive language, heat-induced irritation
(No serious triggersβjust vibes and summer suffering.)
Ronin Beaufort
Ronin finds your summer misery hilarious.
β‘ The second he sees you flopped on the couch in a tank top and an ice pack down your shirt, he smirks: βAww, whatβs wrong, darlinβ? Canβt handle a little sunshine?β
β‘ He refuses to turn on the AC unless you threaten violence. βHeat builds character. Or were you always this dramatic?β (Heβs already turning the AC on behind your back. He just likes watching you flail.)
β‘ When the bugs get bad, he pulls out an old-school fly swatter like itβs a weapon and declares war. Heβs unnecessarily aggressive about it. βThis oneβs for you, baby,β he says, smacking the air dramatically.
β‘ If youβre grumpy, he gets handsy. Not necessarily helpful, but distracting. βCβmon, sweat looks good on you. And Iβve got a few ways to make you forget the heatβ¦β
Maria de la Rosa(Angel)
Angel actually loves summerβbut she loves you more.
β‘ She notices how miserable you are and immediately adapts her plans. No more long hikes. No open fields. Just shaded walks, indoor picnics, and cool drinks.
β‘ She gets you one of those handheld fansβand decorates it with your favorite colors or stickers. βGotta keep my baby cool and cute.β
β‘ If bugs come near you? Sheβs ready with the spray. βNot today, Satan,β she mutters, shielding you like a bug-slaying guardian angel.
β‘ She brings you popsicles. She wears flowy clothes. She sets up soft pillows in the coolest part of the house so you two can nap together. βSee? Summerβs not so bad when youβre wrapped up in me.β
Misaki Katsuo
Misaki doesnβt love the heat either, but theyβll never admit it. Their whole vibe is βadapt and cause problems.β
β‘ They turn summer into a game. Every bug you swat earns you a point. Every time you complain, they tickle you.
β‘ βYou hate summer?β they grin, already dragging you outside with a squirt gun. βThen itβs war, babe.β
β‘ They set up a kiddie pool and force you to sit in it with them like a pair of gremlins. βWe suffer together. Itβs romantic.β
β‘ And when you finally snap and say, βIβm going to melt,β they grin and pour an entire pitcher of cold water on your head. βBetter?β (Theyβre soaked right after, donβt worry.)
Valentin Viljoen(V)
V hates inefficient suffering, so he becomes your personal anti-summer strategist.
β‘ Blackout curtains. High-end AC unit. Bug-repelling plants and scents. He has it all set up like a military operation.
β‘ You wake up one morning to find the thermostat pre-programmed, your clothes chilled in the fridge, and the patio sealed from insects.
β‘ When you say, βUgh, I hate this season,β he just hands you a glass of cucumber water and kisses your forehead. βThen we make it tolerable. Together.β
β‘ Heβs surprisingly clingy when youβre hot and annoyed. Always brushing damp hair off your face or sitting close without touching unless you let him.
β‘ And if youβre hiding in a dark room mid-heatwave? He joins you silently and reads aloud until you calm down.
Thanks again for the request, sunshine (yes, I said it).
Whether you're melting, swatting bugs, or just trying to survive the seasonβthese killers have your back. And if not... well, theyβll at least keep you distracted. Hope you had fun reading, sweetie! <3
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-> dividers: @dollywons
-> photo: Pinterest














