A Jar of Me

UNETHICAL and shocking: he was forced to attend the classes he signed up for

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

Normalize, romanticize, problematize, caramelize, pathologize, real eyes, realize, real lies, materialize, destabilize, McDonald’s fries, contextualize

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

#scarlett johansson is cast as dobby in the marauder era film

How can she play Dobby when she’s also playing the mother of Cho Chang

Bold of you to assume Dobby hasn’t been Cho Chang’s mother all along

How do I begin to explain this website to my parents.

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

schroedinger’s gunchucks

Why does schroedinger have so many things

Schrodinger’s hording problem

Sometimes my brain is a lush lavender meadow but sometimes it’s a harshly lit fluorescent bathroom flickering on and off