Lake Effect Kid

it is friday and therefore i’m gonna watch horror movies and eat everything

PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU

only if i can sit in your lap

s’okay, friend.. not your fault..

please ty i don’t wanna think about… about that… not right now please

oh..............sorry

i…h..he…. yeah.. he’s not been.. too good recently..

maybe you should break up with him

[grumbles] he's a dick

you're gonna regret touching my hair in a second B

[POUTS LOUDLY]

n-n n nNO OHM ymg oSSSH HEH

[pulls up the covers] you're terribad at hiding dude

TYYYYLERRRRRR

what if I just tickle your tummy instead B)

[gIGg gLES]

[bad Transylvania accent] but i crave your blood [nibbles on your neck]

little do you know i am a vaMPIRE and i'm gonna suck your dic-i mean blood

hEH uh………. its this new perfume stuff i got…. heh.. :3

you smell all girly and nice, like how my old girlfriend used to smell oh my gosh

no, it’s… you’re fine, ty— it’s okay. i understand. it’s okay. [kisses your forehead]

........ [wonky smile] at least you smell better than him