Hell is not my child but I will raise it.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

really cannot believe the guy who said "the years start coming and they don't stop coming" went and died on us at 56. bitch. bitch 😭

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

that nsfw snow…

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

Sound ON!!

stuoidnmentlaheslth a all a tepid mental healthwalkbsrulidptbsbmenalhealthwalj stupid mental health walk

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post

love it when their ship dynamic is "youre so fucking stupid" but like romantically

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

Ive got an idea

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it