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The way Ilya is always illuminated by light in the last episode!
He's literally shining and so full of love!!!

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hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.
the day they win the cup together Shane finally lets Ilya snort a fat line off his cock send post
@vesnuszki 😳
And okay so shane tries to downplay how good it was for him so that he doesn’t really encourage ilya to want to do it again but he can’t stop thinking about it…. So next year for Ilya’s birthday he pulls up with an elegant box (ilya thinks ok he got me cufflinks or sth) and when he opens it there is a small plastic baggie with one (1) gram of cocaine.
Okay I can't let Ilya hog all the scandal limelight. Here are some things myshane gets cancelled for:
being featured in a Drake mv post-Kendrick beef
only donating $20,000 to a fundraiser for a Montreal-based kids' cancer hospice — the fundraiser unfortunately coincided with the release of the cottage tour video
laughing at a Wimbledon ball boy for getting hit in the face by a ball (it was objectively funny but he broke his nose)
not using pride tape
the summer after he leaves the metros, responding to a very homophobic tweet with a picture of him flipping off the camera with three championships rings stacked on his middle finger
not shaking a player's hand after a 4-game sweep in the playoffs. he'd played embarrassingly poorly and Shane was worried it might be something contagious and fuck him up for the conference finals
not knowing who Harriet Tubman was
getting stoned at a party at All Stars (he was completely sober, just dissociating like crazy)
i love shane and hayden's hotel exchange in e4 because hayden genuinely just like "go get laid man we love to see you loosen up :)" whereas what shane's beautiful brain's processing is:
you love to be a keen and mindless instrument of pleasure in the hands of another man and if the years you've spent held in his hands and fucked into mindless abandon, his cocklut and cocksleeve and willing hole, has improved the only part of your Identity that you alone are Supposed to Have Control Over, then what are you, really, without him, and what are you with him? and they can see it, everybody can see it, they can see right through you, how you've forgotten yourself and made yourself his, and and you can do nothing about it, and you [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur]

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Okay, another thought. So you know how big dogs have the need to wrestle and play attack other big dogs? This but Cliff and Ilya just wrestling each other and body slamming each other around the cottage. Sometimes Shane joins in, sometimes he watches and understands why people call hockey the "boy aquarium"
And the horny version: Shane is tied up all pretty and on display, and Cliff and Ilya wrestle for first dibs
YEEESSSSSS. Shane is joining im way more often than not bc lbr he loooves when they gang up on him and hold him down and fuck him rough as hell into the living room rug.
actually i lied i do have more to say about this like. a lot more.
so theres this ad in ep 3 that shane models for right. it’s a fake brand with a dumb name. but he looks hot.
so let’s say this is a luxury menswear brand. and lets say the co-owners of said brand just recently rolled into montreal. weird guys, tall, both some flavor of european that is difficult to place. they started their company overseas, but want to bring it to the north american market. the first billboard in montreal that the two of them see has shane hollander’s face on it, because montreal is a rabid hockey town. their athletes are their advertisers here.
and the boy is so very, very pretty.
they look him up. they call his people. they want to sign him as a brand ambassador immediately. the money they offer for this is frankly a vulgar amount. and they’re prepared to triple it if it means this lovely specimen of a man will wear their suits and let them plaster their company name over his perfect body.
and they are very, very keen on a private meeting with him. dinner at their home. just to three of them. it’s the first time shane’s ever met the owners of a brand he’s worked with, and he’s nervous. flattered, but nervous. his mom has always told him to at least bring a bottle of wine when invited to dinner, but the woman on the phone was very specific in telling him he was only to bring himself and nothing else to their penthouse, so that’s what he does. he knocks, empty handed, and the door opens before his arm can drop.
the man who answers is tall. incredibly tall. built. dark, wavy hair, glinting eyes, strong brow and jaw. he smiles and asks shane to please come inside. he introduces himself as cliff marzanov.
“and this,” he announces as they step into the dining room, where another man is standing with an expectant smirk on his face, “is my husband, ilya.”
and shane nearly falls through the floor, because what the fuck do you mean, husband. he had no idea the owners of the brand were gay married men. this is… not good. probably. it’s too close to home. what if people start talking? he’s so deep in the closet he’s almost found narnia, but still. the connection might be too much. so now he has to gently decline to represent them without making himself look like -
“you are nervous,” the husband - ilya - purrs, blue-green eyes pinning him where he stands. “sit, please. my love will bring your meal in.”
and shane wants to say no, but he can’t. he’s snared by those eyes, that laughing cupid’s bow mouth, the golden curls that catch the low light just so. he sits. cliff prowls into the kitchen. he brings out a covered platter like the fucking movies, sets it before him, and lifts off the lid. the most gorgeous, fragrant steak dinner is plated before him, seasoned and garnished to perfection.
shane eats. the marzanovs do not. they sip a dark red wine and exchange glances and smile between sentences. they chat about the boring shit, about their brand, what they do, what drew them to reach out to shane. shane forces himself to be normal and try to relax. god, the steak is good, albeit bloody as hell.
eventually, dinner finished, the three of them move to the living room. shane sits woodenly in an expensive-looking armchair while the marzanovs take the couch. theres more than enough room for both of them, yet ilya settles right on cliff’s lap, arms slung around his neck, eyes hooded and openly adoring. they kiss right in front of shane, and god damn him, his entire body burns. he’s aroused and envious and ashamed of both of those feelings. he knows he should look away. but he can’t. he watches ilya slip his tongue into his husband’s open mouth and wants it so badly it feels like a fist in his gut.
“sweet boy,” cliff sighs when ilya leans away, and shane starts as he realizes he’s talking to him. his brown eyes lock onto shane like a falcon’s talons around its kill. shane gets the strangest feeling that he suddenly cannot lie to this man. anything he asks of him, he will tell the truth whether he wants to or not.
his heart pounds as if he’s being chased.
“have you ever been with another man, shane?” cliff asks.
“no,” shane admits.
“have you ever wanted to be?”
“yes.” it’s a confession that normally couldn’t have been waterboarded out of him, yet now it’s torn from his mouth so easily. tears prick in his eyes, but he can’t seem to shut up. “so badly. i want that all the time.”
cliff looks up at ilya. ilya looks down at cliff. they grin at each other wolfishly, then turn back to shane. the base, animal part of his brain is screaming at him to run, but he can’t. those eyes are on him, and he’s gone. he’s theirs.
“come here,” says ilya, reaching for shane, inviting him over.
shane stands. he crosses the room. cliff shifts and spreads his legs wider. he pats his unoccupied thigh, and shane sits on it. he’s solid muscle beneath him, and both of them are strangely cold despite how hot shane feels under his collar. cliff slides an arm around shane’s hips and tugs him against his chest. ilya leans toward him, nuzzling against shane’s throat.
“he’s so beautiful,” ilya sighs. he’s not talking to shane. he’s talking about him.
“he is,” cliff agrees, his big hand sliding around shane’s front, palming his aching hard cock through his pants. shane gasps, twitching into the touch involuntarily. “ohh, and he makes such pretty noises, my love.”
ilya takes shane’s hand in both of his, turning his palm up and pushing his sleeve back to expose his wrist. his lips brush the pulse point there, and shane can’t hold back the moan that breaks free from his throat. every lewd, wild fantasy he’s ever had about other men is coming true so quickly he can’t keep up.
“taste him, beloved,” cliff purrs, cradling shane against him now. his grip feels like stone. shane goes limp like a rabbit in the wolf’s jaws. his instincts tell him not to fight. not to run. just submit. “just a sip.”
shane might as well not even be there for the searing, weighted look ilya gives cliff as their eyes meet. those blue eyes never falter from his husband’s as he opens his mouth, canines suddenly sharp and piercing.
ilya bites down, and shane’s blood floods his mouth.
shane: "i'm wearing that full length silky pajama set that you like"
ilya:
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
baby hollanov with eye crinkles in the corners of their eyes when they smile or laugh really hard just like shane but they also do that thing ilya does where he covers his mouth with his hand when he’s trying to hide his smile or stifle his laughter….. something something trademarks of their joy existing in one person…..

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its girl scout cookie season they show up at lucas door and he buys sooo many thin mints best cold in the fridge or freezer and also some tagalongs and samoas. when the team comes over to visit theyre go through his cabinets for food and just find boxes upon boxes of cookies
The boys, celebrating a win:
It's the first All Stars game after Shane joins the Cens and the league has found some way to organize it so that he and Ilya are playing against each other again. The boys are fine with this, obviously, but Shane, being the cheeky brat that he is, uses ‘The Rosanov’ to score a goal. Ilya is incensed at his audacity and skates over to yell at him.
“You dare?! You dare use my move in front of me?! Against me?! You cannot, is cheating, is my move-!”
“Ilya. What is on the back of my jersey?” Ilya stops, because he realizes it has the same name as the one on the back of his, only reversed, since they still have not legally decided on the order. A matter that will be decided on the outcome of this game, actually. Then Shane winks at him. “It's mine now too.”
Ilya can't even be mad, too giddy to be reminded that this gorgeous man married him.
“He has point.” Ilya shrugs at the refs who'd skated between them, expecting a fight when he'd come over.
“I know I do. It's right there.” Shane gestures to the scoreboard, where that goal put his team in the lead. Ilya can't decide if he wants to body him into the boards after all or kiss him until he can't breathe. Both would be fine by him, but even he knows that would be inappropriate and would probably get them thrown out of the game. And he still needed to win so his name would forever come first on both their jerseys.
“Do not try that again or you'll find yourself in the boards in a way you do not like.”
“Going to invent new ways to push me into walls, got it.” Shane chirps as he skates back to the bench, still smirking. God, Ilya loves that man.
The absolute best part is that all but maybe the first sentence or two was caught on the refs mics, so the Internet goes feral over the clips.
I love the idea of no one knowing shit about Shane's sex life other than Rose. Outside of things said for the sake of insults, no one voices their thoughts on the matter (it's not their place and also it's scary).
The Bears all think that Roz is the bottom because how else did he lock down Hollander...but at the same time they have watched their captain whore around most of his life and they cannot imagine him in that position.
The Metros make jokes about Shane being a bottom (in bad faith) but soon realize that it would mean their Captain was being fucked during their Cup runs and it simply does not reconcile in their heads that this is even possible.
The Centaurs know Shane and Ilya as they are together and cannot figure it out either. Roz has that 'european' vibe and a better ass than Hollander but Hollander is shorter and quieter but also more mean. The most either of them will acknowledge is a mutual handjob (and that was only when Hollander got drunk). They are both professional in the locker room. If they have marks on their bodies, they dont give anything away either. They specifically trade for rooms that are away from the team. No one has heard them have sex.
The internet is feral for information because Shane and Ilya are sex symbols in their own right.
Twitter discourse ramps up to a balze with the theory that Rozanov and Shane dont even do anal ever. Shane is too into hockey and body performance to do anything that does not relate to hockey and Ilya is too 'straight' to do that sort of thing.
Meanwhile Shane and Ilya sit side by side and giggle at terrible twitter takes about how dead their bedroom must be.

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do you think shane and ilya were ever part of the veteran-rookie housing agreement and just had rookies living with them and basically papa duck their baby ducklings
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“....and then Barrett says that Chiron is not available for playdate this afternoon, which is crazy, because what, does Chiron have other friends? No, of course not,” Ilya says with a scoff, following Shane as they both pad through the house and down the hall.
Shane, who is clearly only half-listening to his fiancé, stops outside of the bathroom door and looks at Ilya with slightly-annoyed eyes before saying, “Maybe he and Harris just…y’know…wanted alone time?”
Scoffing, Ilya rolls his eyes. “They can have alone time later. Anya wants to see her best friend. It has been days, Hollander. I–” but he stops, furrowing his brow. “Are you okay?” Because Shane now looks slightly pained.
Huffing in embarrassment, the shorter man sighs. “Just give me a minute, alright? I have to piss.”
But now Ilya is grinning, and he reaches to hold open the door that Shane tried to close behind him as he walked away. “So? Go piss. Do not let me stop you.”
Shane, hand on his zipper, is very clearly aghast at this statement. “I–what the fuck, Rozanov? Just–”
“Moya lyubov. Shane. We are engaged. I think I have seen your dick before, yes?” Ilya asks, beaming at Shane’s blush. “Is not terrible for me to be in the bathroom while you piss. Do not be baby.”
The shorter man, however, just crosses his arms, which is extra entertaining because his zipper is undone. “Fuck off,” he murmurs sullenly.
And, sensing a boundary, Ilya nods. Stepping out of the room, he closes the door behind him. But of course, he can’t go too far because there are pressing matters to attend to. “Do you think Chiron is best friends with other dog? Do you think he is cheating on Anya?” he calls through the wood, ignoring the sound of water hitting water.
“Ilya, fuck off!”