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Imagine, if you will. Ilya sitting on the couch with Shane in his lap. His cock is deep in Shane's ass, and his legs are spread, holding Shane's legs open with his own so that he has no leverage to move. They are, ostensibly, watching television. Probably an old hockey game, maybe something else. Ilya has his fingers deep in Shane's pussy, sometimes still and sometimes he's teasing and playing with them, occasionally he'll wrap his hands around Shane's hips and drag him up and then let go, letting him drop back down his cock. Then he'll go back to just playing, lazily, with his cunt. When the show cuts to a commercial he'll thumb over his clit and click his tongue. "Your cunt is so hungry, still. Can you feel how it tries to suck my fingers in? What a greedy slut. What do you think, do we invite someone over? Maybe the whole team, let them fuck your cunt and see if it is ever satisfied?" And Shane would be shaking, trying not to come, because he was told not to and he's trying to be good. "No, no, Ilya, no. I don't want -- I only want you, only your slut, please." And Ilya would think and go, "Hm, okay." And he would pull his fingers away and then slap down sharply, one, two, three times, and Shane would yell and twist and just fuck himself more on the cock in him and then he'd be coming, helpless not to. And Ilya would laugh, "you still need more training before I give you out, I see." And then he would switch from not letting Shane come all day to seeing just how many times he can make him come, until he's over stimulated and crying and gasping with it.
YES!!!! shanepussy deserves to be shared as a reward, i agree (not that either of them would, because Possessiveness!) and of course ilya has to train his slut up. he's already found such a good one and he's even perfect for ilya's tastes!
he could even call up his teammates. just hold the idea of them coming over over shane's head, finger him slowly as he asks them about their schedules. they wouldn't even have to show up to fuck shane, really. they could just come over to watch some tape- maybe watch the other show, comment on how much shane's pussy leaks all over as he comes over and over again when ilya treats it harshly, twists his nipples. the way he stays perfectly still for ilya, even when he can't control how hard he's trembling and flinching for it, but he's ilya's perfect greedy whore. he'll take whatever ilya gives him.
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hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches
why were you at Wanting To Fuck Me island 🥺
someone’s probably already said this one but shanecago ilyanois
yes someone did.... My Me
Shane not shaving his pussy (he doesn't have time for that shit and he gets wicked razor burn which is a worse feeling) and ilya wanting to absolutely drown in it, and will happily get his teeth flossed on Shane's pubes. Also I hope airport hell becomes a little less hellish I've been there too
Ilyas like...... what you think im so finicky i cant handle a little hair in my teeth. you think im some kind of coward......
shane climbing on top of ilya and rubbing himself on ilya's hard cock, getting so wet and rubbing his tdick along ilya's shaft 🥰
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have you considered clothespins for shane's pussy?
I have not...... but i am now
their internal thoughts in that one scene:
david hollander: oh shit i wasn’t supposed to see that. i have invaded his space and seen something he didn’t want known. he was hiding away in the cabin with a man. because he wasn’t ready to come out yet. he didn’t want us to know and now i know. wait that’s rozanov! what the fuck is he doing with rozanov? oh no that felt judgy of me. hold on am i being homophobic right now? i’m intruding and it was a secret and - fuck i just outed my son. what if I just run. what if i signal that i didn’t see anything by simply dashing out the door. shane i promise i didn’t see anything. fuck yuna help i fucked it all up.
shane: oh man my dad’s not happy i’m gay.
ilya: oh fuck he saw me grab his ass.
#have you ever seen two men more in love? #nope🩵💙
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
Headcanon that Shane doesn’t drink just because of his diet, but because he’s absolutely terrified he will tell everyone how much he misses Ilya Rozanov and how good a kisser Ilya Rozanov is and how much of a sex god Ilya Rozanov is and how amazing at giving head Ilya Rozanov is and how much Shane loves giving Ilya Rozanov head and how much he loves having Ilya Rozanov’s giant cock inside him and how he can let down his guard with Ilya Rozanov and just how much he’s in love with Ilya Rozanov.
He decides to lay off alcohol after one night with the Metros he almost doxxes himself while playing a drinking game where he answers the question Who’s the most famous person you’ve slept with? and with no hesitation he says Rozzzzz while for full five seconds forgetting he had sex with Rose Landry

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think about ilya’s shane pussy photo album….. please Ruminate upon it. i think there are pictures of shane’s pussy covered in ilya’s cum and lube and pictures of ilya’s hand, fingers in both holes, and pictures from above, of shane stretched out around his dick, both pussy and asshole, Ilya’s thumb against the pink, shiny skin. i think there are pictures of shane’s pussy full of ilya and he’s wearing a plug in his ass, maybe with a heart gem because ilya thinks it’s cute and likes that the base of the plug kinda digs into shane’s ass cheeks. i think there are also pics of shane in boxer briefs, maybe grey and blue, and he’s wet, pussy prints on the middle of the seam. i think there are also pictures of shane’s pussy with ilya’s hands just casually on him: fingers along his clit and on his t dick, his bush, how he gets creamy along the seam when he’s turned on before ilya even touches him, and i think ilya is also like. part cuteness aggression, part so turned on he blacks out when he sees the imprint of shane’s pussy in the shorts or pants he’s wearing, because (you have said) shane has a fat pussy, and he doesn’t try to hide or camouflage as much when they are alone, so ilya is like. “i need to put him in my mouth or i will die.” and shane is like “dude. we’re at my parents,” and ilya is like “we can go into the bathroom and i can just lick him a little, just bite you a little bit please 🥺” it works
Shane literally cannot wear shorts if theyre going to have people over unless he explicitly wants ilya to pull him into the bathroom just to get a little taste to tide him over and well sometimes Shane Does Want That.
Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.