Frogs I Guess

ilya will say ”well your mom is hot” and ”well your dad is hot” in random situations just to drive shane insane

hudson is so huge and he's gonna play shane like he's tinkerbell. yay forever

shane peaking his head through the rolled down window of ilya's car for a kiss. ilya rolling the window up so the glass is pressed against shane's throat. shane stuck there bent over unable to move.

one redbull and shane could literally blow someone up with his mind

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy