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But what would Eridian humansonas look like. I mean the ones they’d make, the way us Earthlings are going ham on like geodes and malachite and etc and making pretty-rock-inspired fan-Eridians. Eridian shitty-humans with, what, twice as many bones? Just Slenderman again? Really wrinkly ones. REALLY smooth ones
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Susie telling Ralsei "You can't be the only one with an empty room, it's too sad" is so unbelievably fucked up knowing that her room in the light world has nothing but an old poster and a bed with no sheets and not even food to eat, and Kris's half of their bedroom is completely barren except for a cage reminding them of their role in the knight's plan. But Ralsei made rooms for them filled with things they love and Susie promises to do the same for him. Copies are monochrome but they color each other in with care...
as a bay area resident i, too, would like to be shipped 11 lightyears away where i never have to look at ai advertisements again
no but im so tired of how self-deprecation is always more accepted than self-advocacy. if i say i can't drive because im autistic i get questioned on how exactly that works and given a million suggestions on how to do it anyway and i look like im trying to be special so it's easier to just say im a loser. yeah i don't drive because im kind of a loser lmao. oh well. and people say lmao back and we move on. at worst they say "oh im sure you'll figure it out haha." but no interrogation!! being a loser is more respectable than being disabled. being a loser is something that doesn't make other people feel uncomfortable about their own biases. so no, no im not disabled. i don't struggle to keep friends and do the laundry and make quick trivial decisions and clean my room and brush my teeth because im autistic. it's because im a loser. it's my fault. it is what it is. at least im funny now. do you think im funny? please think im funny
adrian is a saint
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I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda
Choose a genital situation for yourself! The catch: no standard human arrangements allowed
-none, thank you
-cloaca
-prehensile tentacle
-ovipositor
-detachable penis, a la octopuses
-female spotted hyena clitorophallus
-four penis heads on one shaft, like an echidna
-marsupial-esque three vaginal canals
-snake hemipenis
-bigenital/bigonadal situation--the one who loses the swordfight gets pregnant, like with slugs
-I'll just perform genetic exchange through conjugation like bacteria
-something else (do share in the comments!)
Choose a genital situation for yourself! The catch: no standard human arrangements allowed
none, thank you
cloaca
prehensile tentacle
ovipositor
detachable penis, a la octopuses
female spotted hyena clitorophallus
four penis heads on one shaft, like an echidna
marsupial-esque three vaginal canals
snake hemipenis
bigenital/bigonadal situation*
I'll just perform genetic exchange through conjugation like bacteria
something else (do share in the comments!)
* the one who loses the swordfight gets pregnant, like with slugs
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
The lack of punctuation initially led me to assume that “christ menstruation” was a new irreverent way to refer to the way some denominations take the sacrament of communion monthly instead of weekly like others.
I was ready for some scathing inter-denominational reads but then I hit the word “pregnant” and had to reevaluate.
But going back to OP @batmanisagatewaydrug : there are ways to give your period the boot semi-permanently and safely!
Research options and talk with your doctor, but I haven't had a period in years thanks to my hormonal IUD. My kind is literally prescribed for heavy/painful periods as well as birth control.
Viva la fuck that bodily shit revolution!
Mirena is a prescription IUD that affects periods in different ways. Find out what to expect from your periods using Mirena and signs it is
TL;DR: 20% of people stop their periods completely. Everyone else has the joy of having them at least dialed the fuck down, because it literally works by thinning the lining that sheds during your period.
I plan on offering my daughter the option for one of these immediately upon it becoming possible, because why SHOULD she have a period for the majority of her lifespan just because Biology Says So. Naw man, if she wants to unsubscribe from monthly issues I'm 110% behind her.
Also! It reduces some types of uterine cancer!
GET AN IUD YOU'LL THANK YOURSELF LATER
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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy
happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw
Heavenly Delusion, ch. 60
Today I share with you bronze rats from the Meiji period.
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just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.
counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
