it'll all make sense again

they don’t warn you about it but if you love your own company enough to be content by yourself and you’ve got some standards for who you’d date, you’ll spend a lot of time single and nobody will really get why you’re doing that because surely you want to come home and hang out with craig, right? right????? don’t you want to hang out with craig?

I feel like the Brazilian football league is a goldmine of untapped potential for silly tumblr posts. What if I just started posting random funny moments of Brazilian football

I think the problem is that many yanquis dont understand what benefiting from imperialism means. It doesn't necessarily mean your life is good at all.

so every day there is news about the united states casting doubt on Brazil's elections and our democratic system. they're looking for journalists to give "interviews" that cast our digital voting machines under doubt and our entire process. the us embassy is looking for influencers. and we're supposed to act like that's normal. and the rest of the world doesn't really give a shit

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

people on the internet are literally like you don’t have to come out of the closet if you don’t want to! that is completely valid! unless you are a celebrity and i think you’re gay then if you don’t come out you’re queerbaiting and that’s homophobic and you deserve to die. and they think this is normal behavior