Cucumber With Anxiety

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

overstimulation/sensory overload really is like sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my shirt tag being itchy and these two strands of hair touching my face and the tv and one of my shoelaces being undone and air touching me and the plane flying overhead and my own thoughts about remembering to buy hummus

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

you never realize just how much your experience on tumblr is curated into a personal bubble until the fandometrics come out

Dungeons and Dragons is such a powerful game. It can make a 6’3” man blush like a cherry when he pretends to kiss his wife’s pretend character.

what's the first movie y'all remember seeing in the movie theaters as a kid?? mine is sam raimi's spiderman

*bangs on door* WHERE IS MY HOT CHOCOLATEY MILK SPIDER? I DEMAND TO SEE MY BABY AT LEAST ONCE THIS SEASON PLEASE YOU CANT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

@plantanarchy I don’t have the meme on hand

Blessed image, happy holidays everyone

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

whats it do?

makes the clothes wetter

That is weird

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the fuck u want?

i hate mario and his gay little run

I bet he tastes terrible. Too much fruit, not enough meat.

Eat my senpai?? HA! You fucking wish white whore. You’ll be dead before you even get a chance you little rodent. You insect. You are nothing. Me and senpai are everything.