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Hello everyone o// so, I kinda need money right now, so I opened a ko-fi and I am doing minecraft skins and stardew valley comms :D!
You can get more informations in my ko-fi! You can contact me through it or just dm me here too :D!
(If you are Brazilian and would like to commission me, please DM me so I can give you the Brazilian version of the prices! Payments can be made through pix!)
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There is a reality not so far from our own in which Ratitouille (2007) was filmed as an avant-garde conceptual horror akin to Eraserhead (1977)
There is a young American man in France. His mother has passed away. He has few friends, and works the thankless job of a bus boy in a prestigious restaurant, but dreams of becoming a chef despite having very little skill.
He returns one night to his humble apartment, which is known to have vermin, and comes across a rat, which he could easily kill or set loose on the street.
But the rat- it is special. It seems to speak to him. Promises him every little thing he desires- talent, fame, and fortune. Recognition and esteem like he has only ever seen from afar; fine company like the wealthy men and women whose scraps he picks at over the sink.
Put me on your head, the rat says. Put me on your head and think of nothing.
It is strange at first, yes. Strange to feel another take control of his life and live it better than he ever could. To see miraculous things created with his own two hands, to feel his feet move in graceful and fantastic ways with a confidence he has never had.
But the rat delivers as he had promised: he receives promotions, notoriety, admiration. He is noticed. Envied. Every day is a waking dream, rubbing elbows with beautiful women and handsome men and influential personalities who lavish him with praise. It is addictive, this lifestyle- never mind that he is only ever truly conscious of it as a passenger of in own brain.
It is when he has reached heights few can ever conceive, with all that the rat had ever promised- a beautiful wife in a beautiful house with all the world in his palm, in possession of all the wealth and success a man could ever want, that the rat says that it is leaving.
Leaving? The rat cannot leave. Everything he is, the rat has provided.
"I have delivered on our bargain", the rat says. "I have brought to you all that you have ever dreamed. What more could you desire? I must live my own life, now."
The man is furious. He is terrified. He destroys the rat, in all of the ways that a rat can be destroyed, until nothing is left of it but a fine smear of marinara sauce.
He returns to the restaurant the next day moving like the shell of something hollowed-out and brittle. He cooks well- his fingers remember the movements, his eyes recognize the patterns, his mouth knows without his asking what orders to speak and what platitudes make patrons smile pleasantly with their straight white teeth.
He retains the talents of the rat. The charm of the rat. All the worldly pleasures the rat had provided him.
Still, it seems, he is little more than a vessel for the talents of the rat.
But the rat is gone.
What remains of the man?
You see my vision
pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed
they pushed his corpse back out to sea
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ive never felt more terminally online than i just did seeing pjackk's blog restored for that short a time... we could have all missed it...
we should get badges
ive never felt more terminally online than i just did seeing pjackk's blog restored for that short a time... we could have all missed it...
we should get badges
pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed
they pushed his corpse back out to sea
Hi! This is my song about Kagamine Rin and Len being one bigender person! 💙🩵🤍💜🤍🩷❤️ It's called A Bi-Gendered Theory of Self-Acceptance, and it's available on YouTube now!
Credits: 🪞 Producing, mixing, and mastering by Ankari (they/them) 🪞 Art by @paperkoifish (she/they) 🪞 Concept, MV, and directing by me (he/she) 🪞 Lyrics by Ankari and I
This song has been in the works since 2024, and I'm so happy to release it! Happy pride!
As it was ordained
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The fact that the prisoners in MILGRAM hear people’s voices discussing their sins as a way of making fan discussion diegetic is so funny to me. Does Kazui hear Twitter discourse about whether he’s gay or not. Does Muu hear voices going “oooh what if you were in love with Rei ooooooh”
Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws
pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk
Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life
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Ordem Paranormal: A guide by a gringo for gringos by @/miscellaneousritual
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(Slide from @/idontknowanametouse's propaganda used with permission!)
that one meme but i can't draw rabbits (and also kazui is there)
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 27
Arthur Cervero (Ordem Paranormal)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls & The Book of Bill)
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
Bill art by @spoonyspine
ARTHUR DESERVES MORE
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