is she...you know...*casts fireball*

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me