shrimp purgatory

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Look at my post boy

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

I swear to god 2. Two hours of focused writing for work is exhausting. Glucose caches burned. There are days where I spend two hours agonizing over a 300 word passage, and if I hear the word "gnostic" for the rest of the day I start growling and barking.

*some kind of generic skinny white guy with curly hair walks past us on the sidewalk* dude.. was that bop dylan

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

Buran Orbiter

Okay and the left one?

dogy

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

these murderous idiots are teaching young girls and women to be afraid of calories when eating a LOT of calories is literally vital for performing well in competitive sports. and then claiming it's 'natural' to uphold sex segregation bc of this imposed malnutrition. it's fucking crazymaking.

the mechanics here are truly horrific. systematically deny [cis] women athletes adequate nutrition and hydration, overwork and injure them. deprive them of the ability to realize the true extent of their strength and skill. segregate athletics based on false ideas of "sex" based on generations of malnourishment and poor training. blame trans woman athletes for the mere possibility that one might beat a cis woman, while claiming that the cis woman's defeat is inevitable. create emotionally stressful and often sexually humiliating tests to "purify" competitive athletics rather than foster the physical health of athletes. continue punishing all women for daring to play sports + have bodies.

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.