shrimp purgatory

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

officical michigan post

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free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

There was really no winning that one

:/

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?