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Thinking about the time my co worker complimented my dress and I said “thanks do you want it? I don’t wear it that much..” and then we went to the bathroom and swapped dresses LMAOO

I did my interview today and it was a video call one, and I was in my car, and I was all prepared to apologize for being in my car for an interview but he answered the video call and he was also in his car, and he was like “oh thank god I’m not the only one in the car!” And I was like “oh my god I was just thinking that same thing!” Lollll I fucking killed that shit btw 😎 it went great!

Are people in Florida aware they live near alligators AND crocodiles? Those bitches be jumping into any body of water they feel like, full on in the swamps too, and then they be shocked when their friends get eaten -like I’m sorry but…. Common sense?

Men will really text you and be like “too bad you didn’t message me back you missed out on a 3 some…” bro you mean too fucking bad for you???? Like that’s your sexual fantasy you missed out on not me…..lmaooo men really think they are the fucking prize always like chill. Greedy motherfuckers get a sexual partner and then they just want more and more i swear 😂😛