Queer Blue Sky

They should make an anime where various tabletop RPGs are represented by cute girls with personalities appropriate to those games

In the first episode all the girls gang up to beat the D&D girl to death with sticks

The joke would be on them the DnD girlie would whip out some monk shit or breathe fire and clobber them all

Nope. Beaten to death with sticks I'm afraid.

What I love about this reply was that interdimensional-chaos thought that D&D would somehow have more power than the other systems. Like, ignoring all the fantasy heartbreakers that are similar to D&D and could presumably beat it to death with sheer numbers, you get high-powered stuff like anything in the World of Darkness, Exalted, and Jolene. How does D&D even stand a chance?

this isn't about power level of format this is about the D&D girlie deserving to be beaten to death with sticks

"critical support" does not mean "great support", it is not like "critical hit", it means "support with criticism" and if you have any critism for a beautiful light rail cabin like this you have hate in your heart and will never enjoy the light of the cosmos in your heart

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Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

I've completely forgotten how to program in python.

I got paid to keep a Burmese python from devouring a coworker one time when I worked at the zoo for two weeks. I had a stick with a hook on it and it was my job to drag the snake away from him as it belonged straight for him like a shark to blood.

Today's Haus of Declin strip is so good

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’