Hannah 💗💜💙

Even if someone did medically need a speedboat it should be available to them.

Really hate how “mommy and daddy issues” just a jab at the child and not the parent

Oh, so your parent(s) traumatized you when you were vulnerable and defenseless, and they let you down when you were reliant on them for your emotional needs? Lol idiot.

My ENTIRE world just shifted to the left a bit. Thanks.

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

it's crazy how customers can not only get away with verbally abusing you but managers will reward them in some way for whatever inconvenience may have been caused. literally turning adults into spoiled children. capitalism brings out the worst in humanity.

I literally left a job that I had for years bc my manager gave a costumer, who literally assaulted me, free food "for the inconvenience" of assaulting me lmaoooo

people always act like i'm lying for saying costumers are allowed to abuse customer service workers but shit like this is SO COMMON.

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves