The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

I can’t believe that tumblr user ao3commentoftheday is telling KIDS to go out knocking on doors asking for the devil! /s

but only *after* they piss on the poor! /s

oughgghgg the katabasis…… can’t even get into the katabasis without becoming jokerified over daedalus’ doors with the prominent absence of icarus on them…… you can read the ekphrasis but you need a vates (metalepsis powers) to tell you what’s missing and thus what the characters are missing. the ekphrasis is a story of terrible sacrifice followed by escape and relief. the vates vergil says: there is also terrible grief that could not be represented in the art. aeneas wants to stop and look at the details but is called away by fate #hisfate. and would he have noticed the absence of icarus anyway? and then vergil is like. ok so here’s the descent into the underworld here’s the parade of heroes here’s the terrible things rome had to go through for the relief of the golden age of augustus. but don’t 👆look too closely at what doesn’t make it in. and then several books later aeneas doesn’t understand what’s on his shield anyway

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore