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Benoit Blanc spends his life finding random nice women and helping them fuck with rich people and I love him for it.

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Happy Juneteenth to black trans femmes and black non binary people and black lesbians of all shapes and sizes and black trans masculines and black gender non conforming people and black asexuals and our cis and het siblings. Happy Juneteenth to every single black person PERIOD.
Bitches can't even like a show and admit it has copaganda anymore it's always gotta be something like "my show's different" "he likes guns because he has gun autism he's not like other cops" it's genuinely less embarrassing to be self aware and say "I like x character/element/etc while I also recognize that some particular qualities of it are meant to positively influence the viewer's opinion on cops via fiction." It's literally that simple
Smoking as a teen can permanently stunt your lungs. #FailByCigs
I want the hot furry wolf bad boy to raw me
you stop that.
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It's so weird to me that blocking has turned into such a serious thing only reserved for if someone did something wrong. I witnessed some discourse a few months ago around some content creator blocking someone and it blew up. They were harassed for "blocking someone for no reason". And I was like ??? cause there was a reason. They simply didn't want to see the blocked person's posts.
Blocking does not have to be some big gesture. I block people for being assholes but I'm also willing to block someone for giving a dumb take about my fav character. I've blocked people because I was tired of seeing their posts in a tag I'm browsing. I've blocked people who had opinions I agreed with but they were an ass about it. I've blocked people simply because I didn't like their personality or the vibe they gave off.
It's not that deep. You don't have to save blocking for "bad" people. If it brings you peace then do it. I promise you that you'll enjoy your internet experience much more if you block instead of engaging with the thing that's upsetting you.

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bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like
From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.
the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes
not a bummer, say it louder
Are you watching the World Cup?
yes as a fan/casual watcher of football (soccer to the Canadians/Americans)
yes because someone I know watches it
yes because I work somewhere where it's on (sports bar; etc)
yes for another reason
no
but whatever i don't feel strongly about amatonormativity at all .
i think it's bad that people of any age feel pressure to find a romantic partner. i think giggly "who's your crush" questions at age 9 are weird. i think young people getting into bad relationships because "it's what everyone does" is shit. i think that marriage should not be emphasised as the pinnacle of a relationship and frankly i think that marriage should not be expected at all from romantic relationships. i think that there needs to be more embracing of qprs and friendships and simply not getting a romantic partner. i think it's weird that half the time when you do something nice for someone people wonder if you're flirting. i think that people can and do care deeply about each other without needing to subscribe to the mainstream ideas of love. i think that there should be less of an emphasis on "love" in general. i think the idea of what is "romantic" versus "platonic" is different for everyone and therefore doesn't really have a use except to evoke vague ideas about social customs
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Do you like the way your hair is currently?
yes
no
nuance
literally bald

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What happens when Grace doesn’t sleep for 48 hours.
Based on this panel from Dungeon Meshi:
has this been done?
shout out to detective in a cosy crime/whodunnit. gotta be one of my favourite genders
entitled white man as captured in knives out (2019)
Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.Â
Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.Â
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
I can’t believe that tumblr user ao3commentoftheday is telling KIDS to go out knocking on doors asking for the devil! /s
but only *after* they piss on the poor! /s

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oughgghgg the katabasis…… can’t even get into the katabasis without becoming jokerified over daedalus’ doors with the prominent absence of icarus on them…… you can read the ekphrasis but you need a vates (metalepsis powers) to tell you what’s missing and thus what the characters are missing. the ekphrasis is a story of terrible sacrifice followed by escape and relief. the vates vergil says: there is also terrible grief that could not be represented in the art. aeneas wants to stop and look at the details but is called away by fate #hisfate. and would he have noticed the absence of icarus anyway? and then vergil is like. ok so here’s the descent into the underworld here’s the parade of heroes here’s the terrible things rome had to go through for the relief of the golden age of augustus. but don’t 👆look too closely at what doesn’t make it in. and then several books later aeneas doesn’t understand what’s on his shield anyway
baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success