How heavy will the water be?

one thing about the nhl is it loves to enable and perpetuate cycles of abuse

we are in an insane situation where if the oilers sign babcock then there will be an investigation into the “significant additional claims” that led to his firing at CBJ (which is reportedly different from the phone searching incidents) and the public could be made aware of what happened. but if the oilers don’t sign babcock, then there will be no investigation because he’s not with the nhl. wow.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

To quote the most memorable college guest speaker I ever had, "If you're waist deep in a sea of shit and you can't see shore, try to find a sandbar where its only up to your ankles".

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

I love her so much ♥️

OP I think that might be the Devil

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

Why?

KNITTING TYPO

thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...