How heavy will the water be?

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

girls who are in love with girls? *french kiss* that’s art

OP I think you forgot the difference between chef's kiss and French kiss

WAIT YES

Honestly, I read this as OP celebrating girls who love girls with a kiss because OP is wlw

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y’ALL

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Bloodied man losing a fight, voice broken with arousal: “Oh, you’re good”

Man, I'm old enough to remember when being 80 years old was apparently the worst thing a president could be?

also when wearing a tan suit was apparently the worst thing a president could do

Hey, remember when Mitt Romney insisted he had "binders full of women" during a 2012 presidential debate and everyone laughed at him and (rightly) presumed it was dumb and disqualifying?

I see this, and I see where gymnastics was like 50 years ago, and I really wonder what in the world gymnastics will look like in 50 years.

Can’t believe Tangled (2010) had the emotional intelligence and insight to ask the question what do you do when your dream IS fulfilled and it’s everything you wanted it to be but then it’s over.