this is one of my favourite posts of all time
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this is one of my favourite posts of all time

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Carrie Lingscheit, “Falling Cat”, Monoprint, 15" x 5.5", Available here.
I'm retired from dating. What does that mean? Something happen to you when you were a kid?
FRANKIE & JOHNNY (1991), dir. Garry Marshall
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

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now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid
[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.
yes
that being said landlords are parasitoids
Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.
This post is not a joke, and it is not making fun of black people who fall short. I’m tired of some folk thinking this post is funny.
If you aren’t particularly great at anything, or if you’re downright bad at doing things people expect of you, you are VALUABLE and your life is just as worthwhile as those black people who worked overtime to be where they are now.
Maybe you’re not particularly strong, athletic, smart, artistic, whatever. I don’t care, because you still deserve to exist and be fought for.
There’s way too much pressure for black people to be excellent. You’re allowed to just exist and be mediocre.
notice how everyone is horny today
Josh Nichols: *Oliver Wolf walks into the room, my face lights up and a choir of a thousand angels sings*
Josh Nichols: *Stands so close to Wolf they're practically kissing*
Also Josh Nichols: "Wait. So you're telling me I'm in love with Wolf? Where ever did you get that idea?"
i miss my cardboard boxes
my cat, completely uninterested in the toys I ordered for him
my cat, completely
uninterested in the toys
I ordered for him
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Croconaw -- Ken Sugimori
Croconaw -- Ken Sugimori
i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough
I love you. I don’t understand you, but I love you.
Hard Truths (2024), dir. Mike Leigh

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I love that the pandemic actually definitively proved a lot of those "hard" questions for us. Masking up reduced cases of the flu to almost nonexistent numbers and we had zero flu deaths for a time. The welfare and social service and unemployment programs helped keep people living paycheck to paycheck out of poverty, and those stimulus checks some folks keep complaining about actually massively benefitted the common man and the economy. Individual personal travel was so extremely restricted on a global scale that we basically have concrete proof that individual restraint in terms of driving cars or travelling means absolutely nothing by comparison because the mass pollution is coming from the fisheries and the corporations with private jets and container ships. Working from home actually has massive benefits for a company like productivity boosts and better mental health of employees while also saving gas
and we're just. Willingly going back to how everything was before. We were shown how to do things better and the people in charge said "that's nice but we just want to get everything 'back to normal' :)"
we’re not willingly going back to how everything was before. we are being forced back into it by members of the ruling class who found out that making things better for almost everyone else made them feel bad.
Let's not forget about any of these things. Let's reblog and schedule this post to pop in in the future to remind us of what we may have forgotten a little.
Do not forget.
My primary takeaway from COVID was "The first thing people did when they had free time from work was they started demanding a better world. The next time this happens the executive ruling class will literally let everyone in the labor class die before they let them have 3 months free time ever again, because they cannot allow that better world to come to be."