This comment got a point, but my first thought was that she'd be Odysseus and Kermit would be Penelope.
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This comment got a point, but my first thought was that she'd be Odysseus and Kermit would be Penelope.

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Fascinating how what's considered feminine and what's considered masculine can change over time. The rebranding of being a horse girl into being a stereotypical feminine girly trait needs to be studied.
Look at classic children's novels. As recently as the 50s and early 60s, being obsessed with horses as a girl was depicted as strange and tomboyish, and the very concept of being obsessed with horses from early childhood and loving toy horses and desperately wanting your own horse being a "little girl thing" and not a "little boy thing" would send someone from the 1800s and earlier into a coma.
There's maybe a point to be made here somewhere about how when keeping and riding horses stopped being necessary to the functioning of society and became a more "frivolous" thing, it was rapidly rebranded as silly and girly and for women, but what do I know.
i wrote a paper in my masculinity studies class in college about this exact phenomenon, specifically about how high heeled shoes started as a practical way for Persian cavalry to keep their feet on their stirrups, then likely due to that association, became a popular fashion item and status symbol among the upper classes of Europe, before the Great Male Renunciation of the 18th-19th centuries, when men started shunning opulence in favor of utility, leaving them as a fashion item for women instead.
I've joked that the two genders are Aesthetic and Utility before but thats just kinda the case
My wife was really suprised that "horse girl" is a feminine stereotype in the west, she told me she always thought of horse riding as a masculine thing, with men going to horse races, horse archery, knights, etc.
It seems the middle eastern perception of horses is still almost exclusivly manly.
swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad
actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation
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Warhammer hot take: Khorne is an inherently female energy army.
I have yet to meet another female Khorne player IRL, but in the lore there are so many female champions of Khorne. I can name 3 female compared to male champions on the top of my head. The whole female rage thing is soo good. But I feel so many women overlook Khorne as their main chaos god because the player base is so dudebro.
I honestly get a lot of surprised looks when I say Khorne is my fav and that I have a huge Khorne army
Ive always been more of a Khaine player at first, but lately I really started coming around to Khorne.
They are also just so damn fun to play in warcry, I love doing a "get over here!" right into khorgorath punching range.
No, please, self-labelled "leftie" who thinks the political spectrum is explicable in terms of physical differences in brain structure, explain to me what's wrong with anime. I'm keen to learn.
@jimothy-g-brooks replied:
What in the xkcd/2071
I don't usually call these out, but no, this is not an XKCD 2071 situation. The joke that XKCD 2071 is making is "this isn't really a widespread problem, this person just thinks it is because all of their friends are awful". That's not the case here; self-proclaimed leftists holding opinions like "conservatives are born that way" or "all East Asian media is degenerate art" unfortunately isn't rare!
You ever sit around on a small bench by a canal and watch in bewilderment as an entire flaming boat just… casually drifts by?
Yeah, Tumblr is like that for me sometimes. Seriously, what sort of intelligent person says “Conservatives are born that way” or “all East Asian media is degenerate art”?
You've never met a person who immediately starts cracking inbreeding jokes every time the topic of political conservatism comes up?

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one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.
just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"
gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.
I'd be down with more "modern witches" if they were less all about indigenous cultural appropriation and more about bubbling cauldrons and cackling into the night
"I want to reconnect with my precolonial european pagan roots" then stop selling dreamcatchers on etsy, you should be eating turnips and yodeling.
inspired tactic from our gm:
Trying to prove a point. Forgot to put this in the poll but put your answers in the tags!
Do you name inanimate objects in your life?
yeah my ____ is named ____
no???

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if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity
"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"
when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
ouch
Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on
The following two statements are both true:
Star Trek has always been woke
Star Trek has always been corporate
Star Trek has always been internationalist
Star Trek has always been American
Star Trek has mostly been utopian
Star Trek has mostly been written by middle-class white heterosexual men
Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both
Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"
> looking at a new popular collectible
> ask the people if it's objects or gambling
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling
> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"
> look up how to buy a collectible
> its gambling
> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!
Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.
There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!
You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.
The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha
That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.
I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.
Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

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You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
why r callouts always like "please dont harass this person and dont go after them. anyway heres every single detail of their life gathered by stalking and their private profiles for all to see"
"please don't go after this person! now let me post this document for every single one of my followers and list every single one of their usernames"