🖤 emo af 🖤

sometimes kink trends can be a little irritating and overplayed but there's frankly nothing worse than the weird reactionary posts made in response like "uh actually no robot would fuck you ever" or "you couldn't have sex with a dragon" or whatever. what exactly is that supposed to accomplish? it just comes across as neil degrasse tyson level "akchually ☝️🤓" type posting for sex negative people. you're the kid who told the other kids playing wolves at recess that they're not actually wolves and they're stupid for playing that game. say something beautiful and true for once in your life.

And at least neil degrasse tyson is doing his job as a scientist and actually having fun telling how a film is scientifically inaccurate

honestly so true daily-young-sheldon. basingo

god forbid men do anything

the miniature pony that she is expressively forbidden from bothering stepped on her paw for the record. because she was bothering her.

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

For those without timestamps the original post was made in 2014

you're cancelled, btw

yeah yeah yeah tell me somethin i don’t know

in paper mario the thousand year door, you can buy a hot dog outside the glitz pit for 10 coins. it restores 5hp and 5fp.

#expecting purity from ANYONE will make your internet existence miserable sooner or later. better to maybe not do that

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

this is the only thing that can save me now...