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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

This post is just multiple punches to the face

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

mr clean off the shits

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

sent you where

To Walmart

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it