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darling-peony

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

jabberding0

Amazing penmanship

j4gm

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

dovecote

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

dovecote

Behold, One William.

j4gm

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

dovecote

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

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this is art i can't breathe thats too good

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transfemmbeatrice

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

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64mpg

indeed will be like we have the perfect job for you seriously and it’s bare handed coal mining for $12/hr

hxgrl

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

angstandfags

well why were YOU there huh

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great-and-small

I am constantly thinking about this

great-and-small

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

cursesandcrows

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

spiralstaircased

I have got to have more fun

I just need so much more money and then I can unlock having fun

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thecheatinghomunculus

from today's entry:

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bogleech

I love contemplating how actually scary this is. Nothing in horror movies affects me anymore but I get the most wonderful chills from the idea of these beautiful, haunting, mindless things just hovering in this murky water like a minefield for anyone foolish enough to go swimming or unlucky enough to fall in. How it’s still not as bad as being a fish small enough for them to paralyze and consume. How they regularly paralyze and consume fish but evolved before anything like a fish ever existed. A fish is such a complex creature that can see and think and navigate and be afraid but sometimes it touches these brainless, boneless, ghostly things that were just already there, millions of years sooner, and it dies and it never understands why that is. The thing that killed it and ate it doesn’t know either, it doesn’t know anything. It doesn’t have enough of a brain to even realize it has killed and eaten something. Some of its cells simply fired little harpoons into the cells of the other thing, and squirted deadly chemicals into them, and hauled up the paralyzed body to digest it. It’s a spider’s web without a spider but it still fills things with venom and eats them. :)

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poetrylesbian

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

killer-fille

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

iinsawdious

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

iinsawdious

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

memecucker

this did not age well

ironmyrmidon

For comparison, here's the map of Covid deaths per capita:

A real Burger Eagle Institute Think Tank Goodness Index Report monent.

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wholeheartedsuggestions

note to self: sometimes you have to let people be wrong about you, because they will refuse to see you any other way

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Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

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