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calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

insidejob from a girl with huge towers

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Talking college experiences at work and casually mentioned "one of those semesters where you're so overloaded that you're basically living off gummy worms and five hour energy" and a younger coworker was like wtf why would you do that and I am absolutely heartbroken that the COVID-remote-college generation never got to experience the mid-November double-all nighter on campus slamming weird snake-themed energy drinks from Hmart debuggin gyour FUCKING robot that won't turn left. Tragic!!!

Or that biomechanics final project that we only finished through the power of spite and dumpster donuts.

Or when you order delivery to campus and one Dominoes pizza is dinner for two nights in a row and you don't go home in between because your drone isn't following the red ping pong ball on a stick. Please just follow the ping pong ball its literally red.

or when you stay up 72 hours on the power of gallons of arizona iced tea debugging assembly code

We definitely learned some bad habits and wrong lessons but I'll be fucked if the experience didn't teach us how to lock the fuck in when the chips are down.

Genuinely I sometimes miss the brain buzz you get following a week of alternating all-nighters and 4 hour naps. Maybe I should finally get a PhD.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."