i exist in a general way

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

4. doesn’t it seem like cheating to use magically addictive candy on a preteen anyway

This. The Turkish delight and hot cocoa the Witch gave Edmund were enchanted. She basically put a spell on him.

No one ever mentions how Mr Tumnus gained Lucy’s trust exactly the same way. I mean, he got her with tea and toast and sardines, but only because he didn’t have magic food and an entire kingdom to bribe her with. AND SHE FELL FOR IT. SHE FELL FOR THE SARDINES. The Pevensie children have a very specific m.o. when it comes to trusting strangers, that’s all I’m saying

That specific MO is called “We’ve been living on war rations for ages and some actual nice food sounds really fucking good, actually”.

Edmund isn’t even a preteen he’s eight years old.

when I was 8 years old I would have sold my brother out for a Hershey’s kiss and I had practically unlimited access to those, just sayin.

Every time this post starts going around again I am forcibly reminded that I am an only child.

emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

I have way too many Barbies that crave vengeance.

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,