Get up and fight

me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation

i never want episode IX to come out because i never want to stop making increasingly insane theories as to why palpatine is there

when Luke threw him out of the Death Star he just kept falling and he’s gonna land on Kylo Ren in the third act killing him instantly

*gavin free voice* if you flip three coins

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

long distance murder

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!

in this house we are violently anti sparkling water

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

bro look out for that cactus

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick