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Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it

i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year

The idea of stabbing the absolute FUCK out of some rich powerful asshole who has been making life suck for the masses DOES have a certain extra appeal this time around, yes.

huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

step 1: mitosis