Prompts n Shit

🔸Most suitable for non-BBU pet whump but can be used for whatever

🔸Anyone can use and reblog, nsfwhumpers included :)

🔸We're bringing tumblr ask culture back and ensuring no one is left excluded - sending an ask to the blog y'all reblogged it from is highly encouraged! I'll send an ask too! :)

🔸A little inspired by a wonderful ask post I wasn't able to reblog or visit that person's tumblr. Y'all hear me out. No block can stop me from playing whump ask games.

🔥For Whumper🔥

1) How did you acquire your whumpee? How hard it was?

2) From all the possibilities, why did you pick your whumpee rather than anyone else?

3) Why do you keep your whumpee captive? Why won't you let them go?

4) Is everything you do to your whumpee legal? Do you have to hide it from the authorities?

5) How open are you about keeping your whumpee?

6) Where does your whumpee live?

7) Do you bring your whumpee to your workplace? How about bringing them to your social activities?

8) How would you describe your whumpee?

9) Tell me about your whumpee's prettiest features!

10) How does your whumpee behave around you? How much did it change from the moment of capture?

11) What rules do you have for your whumpee?

12) What do you do if your whumpee misbehaves?

13) Have you ever tortured anyone aside from your whumpee? If so, what's the difference between your torture techniques for your whumpee and for others?

14) Your favorite torture method?

15) Do you give your whumpee any gifts, rewards or treats? If so, what are they? If you don't, why?

16) How possessive you are about your whumpee?

17) Has your whumpee ever tried to run away from you? What would you do/have done in that case?

18) Did you finally break your whumpee? How hard it is/was?

19) Does your whumpee fully belong to you? If not, why?

20) Is your whumpee allowed to move freely? How much?

21) Do you believe you're doing the right thing? Have you ever felt guilty about what you do to your whumpee?

22) What would you do if someone tried to take your whumpee from you?

23) Does your whumpee receive any medical care or health checks? If so, where?

24) Any advice on brainwashing or conditioning?

25) Have you made your whumpee learn something aside from rules and behavior lessons?

26) Do your friends/teammates/coworkers help you to tame your whumpee? Do you allow anyone to handle them?

27) Do you allow anyone else to talk to your whumpee?

28) Do you respect your whumpee's boundaries?

29) Did you know your whumpee before capturing them?

30) How often do you feed your whumpee? Have you ever used food as punishment?

31) What do you use your whumpee for?

32) Does your ownership of whumpee mean anything symbolic for you? Do you make any sort of statement by keeping them?

33) How would you describe the feelings you ger from owning/hurting your whumpee?

34) Have you trained your whumpee to obey your commands? How so?

35) Do you need to restrain your whumpee often? How and why so?

36) What do you dislike about your whumpee?

37) Do you decide on your whumpee's clothes? If so, what do you usually make them wear?

38) Do you ever believe you could be punished for your deeds, whether in your lifetime or after?

39) Could you tell me a bit about your values? How would you describe what you believe in?

40) What do other people usually say about your whumpee?

41) Do you use a collar or a leash on your whumpee? Do they have to wear it everyday, or only on special occasions?

42) Is your whumpee marked as your captive/possession in any way? How so?

43) Have you ever considered returning or releasing your whumpee?

44) Do you ever appear with your whumpee in public? If so, how do you make sure they won't run away?

45) Have you ever drugged or sedated your whumpee? Why?

46) Has anyone ever tried to search for your whumpee or rescue them? How do you prevent them from succeeding?

47) Which aspects of comfort do you allow your whumpee to have, if you do so?

48) Do you ever discipline/torture your whumpee when they didn't do anything wrong? For maintenance, for showing off, just because you felt like it?

49) Would you mind me to see your whumpee? Could you bring or call them to come here?

50) Your whumpee is so pretty! Can i pet them? Please :)

🌼For Whumpee🌼

1) When did you meet your whumper for the first time? How was it like?

2) What were you doing before capture? What could you tell about your life back then?

3) How were you captured?

4) Were you taken specifically for whumper from the start, or there was another reason at first?

5) Have you ever been interrogated? For what reason? Were you tortured there?

6) Do your friends or family know you're here? Do you think they miss you?

7) Have you ever planned your escape? If so, do you think it's gonna work? (We won't tell anyone)

8) How would you describe your whumper?

9) How strict your whumper has been with you?

10) At which points are you most scared of your whumper?

11) What are your thoughts on why is your whumper keeping you there?

12) Which of your whumper's rules you find harder to obey?

13) How much time are you forced to spend by your whumper's side?

14) Do you think anyone would be able to find or rescue you?

15) Have you ever tried asking anyone for help? If so, how did they react?

16) Do you hide from your whumper? Does it help? How long it takes for them to find you?

17) How often do you fight or resist your whumper? How do they react?

18) Does your whumper make you sleep in their bed?

19) Does your whumper take you outside? For walks, for any interesting places, for visiting their friends?

20) Do you have a comfort thing to feel better/safer? Does your whumper know about it?

21) Does your whumper provide you with any things of entertainment to do in your spare time?

22) Does your whumper try to brainwash you?

23) Do you have anyone to talk to aside from your whumper?

24) How often does your whumper punish you? Why?

25) Which punishment method do you hate the most?

26) Do you like it when your whumper holds or touches you? How often would they do that?

27) Has your whumper ever made you wear something you hate?

28) What do you prefer to do to comfort yourself when you've been hurt or feeling sad?

29) Do you remember how long you've been captive?

30) Does your whumper use any pet names for you? What are their favorite? Do you like them as well?

31) How much privacy do you have?

32) Where do you feel safer - with lots of people in the room or with your whumper alone?

33) How do your whumper's friends/coworkers treat you? Do they pay attention to you?

34) Did your whumper ever threaten to hurt your family or friends? Have they actually done that?

35) If you were given an opportunity to escape, what would you do? Where would you run to?

36) What does your whumper usually force you to do? Which of these things do you hate the most?

37) How often do you get sick? Do you get someone to take care of you in that case?

38) Have you ever been afraid to fall asleep? Why so?

39) What does your whumper usually say to you? Does he give more threats or compliments?

40) Does your whumper listen to your pleads, complaints or requests? What would you never ask them for even if you absolutely needed?

41) How does your whumper usually act around his friends or coworkers? Does he try to be a good person for them?

42) How much do you miss your past life, if you do so? Which aspects of it do you miss the most?

43) Are you afraid to die?

44) If you knew you'd end up like that, what would you do differently in your life?

45) Is there anything you said or did that could've led to your capture? If so, do you regret it?

46) If you could become an animal, which one would you choose? Why?

47) How much have you changed since the first day in captivity?

48) Do you have any plans or hopes for the future now?

49) Tell everything you've ever wanted to say to your whumper (we won't tell anyone!)

Thought you finished this job.

Guilty as charged.

What makes you say that?

Why do you curse so much?

Don't do that right now. Don't do that.

What a fucking night. It's tough out there.

That's just kind of a waste, isn't it?

Can't you get someone else?

Hey, How you doing? You ready to have a good time?

You gonna leave me to die of smoke inhalation?

I'm not strong enough.

I'm sorry. I'm breaking protocol, right?

Listen, hey, come on, sit down.

Are you sure I'm not interrupting anything?

I just kind of feel I like the quiet. Before it all goes crazy.

What happened to your face?

You and I know what I really am.

I think you can be anything you wanna be.

Did you break [his/her/their] heart?

Something in your eyes. You know, it's not sad.

What are you gonna do after that?

I love being up at this hour. You know, everything's so dark.

Catch you around, all right?

What did you do, huh? What did you do to that person?

Who the fuck you think you are?

Call this number. Don't be shy… Make the call.

You'll be okay, [name]. You'll be okay.

Change your world. Anything you wanna be.

Why is that piece of shit in my parking space?

[He/she/they] asked for forgiveness.

What am I, Jesus Christ?

How the fuck did [he/she/they] get up here?

You gave me that a couple of nights ago.

I'm here about a certain girl. She got beat up pretty bad.

Can you believe this guy?

You fucking Americans think you can come into my place and buy whatever you want.

You fucking insult me.

I'm just fucking with you, man.

You got very big balls coming in here. I like that.

You think this is one-time payment?

Your heart's beating three times the normal rate because you're losing so much blood.

About 30 seconds, your body's gonna shut down and you're gonna suffocate.

You should have taken the money.

Who the fuck are you?

What happened to your face?

I know who you are. Get in the car.

If it was a power play, no one saw it coming.

Security system's drive was taken so we're blind in here.

If you have any trouble, call that number and it will be taken care of.

What do I look like to you? A chauffeur?

This is my town. You're a fucking guest.

I'm the one gets calls in when people like you fuck up.

Problem you're having with me is you think you matter. You don't.

I'm not here to say "please." I'm here to tell you what to do.

Heard you quit today. I got worried.

You gonna sit down with all these guys?

Listen, huh? Do me a favor, all right?

You understand why I'm compelled to make this visit.

I don't know shit about what went down or who you should be out looking for.

If I wanna take over anything, I'd fucking do it.

Maybe you just don't understand who the fuck I am.

You're all crazy and you're arrogant.

It's refreshing, and tells me that you're not smart enough to have done this.

Who I am is complicated. What I am is easier. I'm a threat.

This is my town. Do you understand me? This is my home.

You cannot run around like a wild animal.

What the fuck was that?

What really happened in there, [name]?

I'm sorry I wasted your time.

Did [he/she/they] mention a name perhaps? Agitated about something?

All of our associates, they are all denying any knowledge or involvement.

We cannot show weakness. I need this wrapped up quickly.

I'm still sitting through things, but the killings were spontaneous.

I've rarely seen skills like this. I don't think it's someone we've encountered before.

I don't want this happening again.

See? You pay on time, no more problems.

I should have shot that motherfucker.

How'd you get that fucking number?

You must have a death wish...

What the fuck do you want, huh?

You're supposed to stand for something.

I'm offering you a chance to do the right thing. Take it.

Are you done standing around or what?

You lied to me about that.

Look at me. Are you telling me the truth?

You're-- You're hurting me!

Hey, did they give you a gun?

Well, if you need anything, let me know.

I heard about it on TV. I happened to be there that night.

I don't remember where is it from. What happened?

A person with such skills, I want to know who [he/she/they] really is.

Is it just you? Or are we waiting for someone else?

Listen these instructions or I'll kill you, understand?

What the fuck is this? What's going on out there?

This place is way too clean, something doesn't feel right.

Wait, what are you talking about?

If you've come for help, I can't give you any.

That's why I'm here, trying to find out about this person.

Tell me what's going on. Please?

You're alive... It's such a big relief.

We used to talk about you over the years, and [he/she/they]said if anyone could have figured a way out.. I should come to you.

Basically, a sociopath with a business card.

[Name], I don't have to tell you what happens next.

Didn't sleep a wink, did you?

I couldn't tell you why it mattered.

One day somebody does something unspeakable to someone else to someone you hardly knew, and you do something about it because you can.

Sometimes we make the wrong choices to get to the right place.

I know a part of you died when [name] did.

Fuck. What the fuck?

I need to know everything: who, what, when, where, why.

You can go fuck yourself, you know that?

Why don't you get out of here and go fuck yourself, you motherfucker?

Do you know who you're dealing with, huh?

Look, you are in a lot of trouble. I'm gonna let you go.

Listen, this location's been compromised.

The fuck I'm going to do that! And who's this fucking piece of shit?

You're so fucking nuts! Fuck!

If you tell them to put their guns down, lay down on the floor, they'll do that, won't they?

We're going out of business. Closing down shop.

I know you got an escape plan.Where do you keep it?

Fuck you, you motherfucker. You have fucked me so fucking bad!

I got nothing, all right? You hear me? I got nothing because of you!

You don't know who these people are!

I'm a fucking dead man. I won't last a fucking week.

When you pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too.

When you look at me, what do you see?

You're like a lint or a bottle cap, you're just a thing to remove.

Sometimes the answer's in front of you.

I never could understand what comes from feeling that way except weakness.

The people I killed, I gave them a chance. I'm giving you the opportunity to make yours.

I've done some bad things in my life, [name]. Things I'm not proud of.

I promised someone that I love very much that I would never go back to being that person anymore.

You asked me what I saw when I looked at you. What do you see when you look at me?

It's simply a matter of time.

Stop the bleeding, or don't come back.

Go fuck yourself.

What's going on? Wait-- Oh my god.

You can still smell the burning gasoline.

You are willing to die for your friends?

Get everybody out of here. Don't leave anybody behind.

I've decided to come and see you.

I've been shot! I've been shot!

I want the head of the snake.

Tell me, what do you gain from my death?

What is your price?

Probably hush money, right?

Someone once told me I could be whoever I wanted to be.

1. Do they actually love love each other? Has it changed over time?

2. Is their relationship toxic or unhealthy in any way?

3. In what ways are they good and bad for each other?

4. Is there someone else who would be a better partner for either of them?

5. Is the relationship living up to their initial expectations?

6. What made them become a couple? What keeps them together?

7. Is there anything that could have kept them from ending up together?

8. What would it take for them to break up?

9. How do they feel about each other's exes and people who flirt with them? Is jealousy an issue in general?

10. Have they ever cheated on each other or considered doing so? If not, would they ever?

11. Have they ever hurt each other, be it physically or emotionally, intentionally or accidentally?

12. Do they argue often? About what?

13. Are there any regrets or unresolved issues between them?

14. What's an opinion they'll never agree on? How do they deal with that?

15. Do they have doubts about each other? Are those doubts well-founded or exaggerated?

16. How much do they actually trust each other? Was their trust ever broken? Can it be mended?

17. Is there a secret that they don't dare tell the other? Why? Will they ever say it?

18. What was the lowest point for them as a couple?

19. What's something they can't stand about each other?

A painting is always moral in so far as it is tragic and it portrays the horror of the things it depicts.

I heard screams coming out of your room. What was it?

I don't think I'd ever get used to that!

Why are you trying to be nasty?

I've got something to show you.

Please, I don't want to hear any more about it.

What's got into you? I didn't want to punish [him/her/them].

How about the knife you carried around for a month?

Wasn't that a mortal sin?

You don't believe in hell, do you?

Some things are hard to swallow and I'm not talking about the food.

Calm down, you know it's not good for you.

I wish I could die and not see [him/her/them] any more.

Die then and hurry up about it.

You might wish someone dead, but to kill them?

You must have wished for my death sometimes.

I'm not cold. I'm suffocating!

Things don't always go according to plan.

Are you sure it won't leave a trace?

I'm begging you, stop. It's too awful.

I can't do it. I just can't do it.

We have to. You know that as well as I do.

I should never have relied on you.

The only thing I regret is that [he/she/they] will never know it was me who did it.

Can't you stay with me?

Well, are you proud of yourself?

Don't worry. I don't want to draw attention to myself.

You spilt your guts to a stranger?

Do we have any secrets any more?

Why are you afraid of [him/her/them]?

Forty steps after the last family member leave the funeral, the dead will wake up.

Do they have cameras inside graves?

What if [name] wakes up and arises from the grave?

I can see the cemetery from the window.

Dead people are harmless. The dangerous ones are the living.

I am not superstitious.

You're scared, aren't you?

Must be the caretaker of the cemetery.

Draw water from the well. Plumbing's broken.

Come with me… There's a ghost!

You're imagining again.

During the funeral. I saw something..

Please be at peace now, please!

Few days later I walked pass your house I saw it again!

I don't think [he/she/they] is human.

Evil entity who has been living in someone's body… often imitate that person's look.

How come you believe such superstition?

[He/she/they] slipped and fell into the well!

In the letter, [he/she/they] asked for your help to save me. To save me from what?

They said your mom didn't ask for children from God... but from Satan.

I don't understand about this Satan worship thing. How do you do that?

If you don't believe so, why you come here?

Who are "they"? What do you mean?

Why are you eating by yourself?

Where did you get this from?

It tells story of a woman who's been married for 10 years and cannot have a child then finally gave birth to a child by asking from Satan...

It said, the last child must be given to the cult to be sacrificed...

You know nobody takes this shit seriously, right?

Do you see this? This is them. The occult.

It says that the promised child will be taken by… the living dead.

Dead people don't bother the living. They're usually other beings imitating the ones you love.

I can only ask for help from God so nothing will disturb you again.

If you pray but not whole heartedly, you'll still be vulnerable.

What do they want from humans?

According to the article, we can't defeat them. But we can disobey their rules.

Please tell me what's going on!

Where's that knife!?

I got home, you weren't there. What are you doing here?

What the hell do you want from us?!

They're surrounding us. What are they doing?

Can I stay here for a while? I feel so lonely at home.

Haven't we paid the electricity bill?

Have you ever been haunted by a ghost?

tw for chronic illness / chronic pain and body dysmorphia 

“Shit, it hurts!”

“I’m used to it hurting.”

“It’s nothing. It just hurts, again.”

“I just can’t ever get comfortable.”

“My whole body just feels… wrong.”

“No, it’s normal pain. I’m used to it.”

“I wish these scars would just go away…”

“It hurts too much to stand up, I need to sit.”

“I’m tired of feeling off all the time, that’s all.”

“I think I need a hot shower and some painkillers.”

“It doesn’t even feel like this body is… me, anymore.”

“God, I wish I could be healthy for one day. Just one.”

“No, it doesn’t really hurt today. It’s just uncomfortable.”

It’s a bad day, again. I might need some help getting up.”

“It just feels like there’s something in me that’s not… me.”

“I don’t even remember what it’s like to get a good night’s sleep.”

“What’s it like waking up and NOT always hurting? Must be nice.”

“Man, if I hurt this much already, it’s really gonna suck to get older.”

“I need a hand up. If I start crying, don’t stop, it’s manageable pain.”

“I’m only (age)! I shouldn’t have the aches of a 90 year old woman.”

“I feel like a burden. I wish I was healthy so no one has to look after me.”

“This doesn’t even feel like a body, anymore. It’s just a big ball of pain and ick.”

“It feels like my body’s never… right. Like there’s always something wrong with it.”

“I don’t want to stay in bed, ‘cause my brain’ll tell me I’m lazy. But, it hurts too much to stand up today.”

❛ There's this cliche where serial killers are always described as, "quiet, kept to himself, kind of a loner." It's a cliche for a reason.❜

❛ How much are we living the dream? ❜

❛ I need a good kill. ❜

❛ The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick If he doesn't rule this a homicide. ❜

❛ You know, when things are going good, I think that's god's way of saying to cover your ass, because something's gonna jump up and bite it, hard. ❜

❛ Who knew life could get so... unsimple? ❜

❛ Fuck off and die. Then die again. ❜

❛ Blood tells. Blood always tells. ❜

❛ Not really anybody else I can tell about that, you know? ❜

❛ I've already lost my innocence. I'm not going to sacrifice yours too. ❜

❛ Life has a natural forward momentum. Certain things are inevitable. ❜

❛ My keen forensic sense of smell tells me you're wearing new perfume. ❜

❛ If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat. ❜

❛ You've got a family to support and people to dismember. You're spinning too many plates. ❜

❛ Dude, there's no "me" in "team.". Well, technically there is, but… ❜

❛ We could grab dinner, review the case, maybe catch a bad guy. ❜

❛ I was off my game. Sloppy. ❜

❛ For the first time in so long, I'm actually...happy. ❜

❛ So if you've come back here to rekindle something between us, it's not gonna happen. ❜

❛ Dude, seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out. ❜

❛ The danger of community is that the people who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, The lone wolves, risk being singled out. ❜

❛ This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks. ❜

❛ How come you never make the coffee, even if you're up first? ❜

❛ Climb in the back. You'll be right on the subwoofer. You can feel the bass in your spine. ❜

❛ Great, security lights. Just what every serial killer needs. ❜

❛ I hope you're not taking any of this seriously. ❜

❛ I'd know that foul mouth anywhere. ❜

❛ Wow. That's impressive. In a very evil way. ❜

❛ People like us don't really belong anywhere. We just pass through. ❜

❛ When you're angry, you're very sexy, so this could be sort of a win-win for me. ❜

❛ You're exactly the same as me, just in a much prettier package. ❜

❛ Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's the very people who are supposed to be protecting us:. ❜

❛ Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking. ❜

❛ I thought I could keep my feelings for you as background noise to this investigation. But, in working with you, that noise has gotten...loud. ❜

❛ You're the one who wanted a challenge. And now you've batted the beehive. ❜

❛ I never leave anything to chance. ❜

❛ What, are you gonna murder me too? Like you murdered your family? ❜

❛ You're sick. I know what you did. I have proof. ❜

❛ Go ahead. Tell them. No one is going to believe you over me. ❜

❛ You can't hide what you are. ❜

❛ You're going to have to choose. You will choose your life over theirs. ❜

❛ I'd rather risk them knowing the truth...than lose them. ❜

❛ Don't go disappearing on me again. ❜

❛ Every crime scene is a jigsaw puzzle. So many pieces. Assemble them right, a picture forms. ❜

❛ I didn't feel anything. I didn't even know I'd been hit until I was on the ground. ❜

❛ You deserve so much better. ❜

❛ So much work. But I have to finish what I started, right? ❜

❛ You fucked me to thank me? ❜

❛ So when do you suppose it'll be a good time to discuss why you lied to me? ❜

❛ This isn't about choices or even about you. Sometimes bad things just happen. ❜

❛ That's the answer to this? Bad things happen? ❜

❛ I know this doesn't change what happened, but hopefully you'll find some peace of mind knowing this thing's over. ❜

❛ What the fuck's your problem? You have everything, and you're doing your goddamn best to throw it all away. ❜

❛ I'm the fuck-up in the family. Not you. ❜

❛ It doesn't matter what I do. Or what I choose. I'm what's wrong. ❜

❛ If I'm not hurting myself, I'm hurting everyone around me. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm... I'm broken. ❜

❛ The most disturbing thing about your lying is that... I'm beginning to see just how good you really are at it. ❜

❛ I'm perfectly comfortable with bodily fluids: blood, snot, tears. But the emotions that go along with them, not so much. ❜

❛ I don't want to keep making the same mistakes. ❜

❛ I need a partner. Someone I can trust. Unless you can be completely honest with me...I don't want to do this anymore. ❜

❛ She's picturing her life without me, and I can't picture mine without her. ❜

❛ He can only be honest with the dead. ❜

❛ People just do this? Say what they're thinking? Out loud? ❜

❛ How are we supposed to decide what's more important? Our jobs or each other? ❜

❛ I had to evolve. It was the only way to survive. ❜

❛ As much as we might like some things to remain suspended in time, they never do. ❜

❛ The last thing I need is a reporter snooping around my house, my family, me. ❜

❛ Take a bullet and suddenly you're everybody's best friend. ❜

❛ Fat Jesus on a bike, get me out of here. ❜

❛ Sorry I'm late. Actually, that's bullshit. I'm not late. I was hiding at the end of the hall. ❜

❛ You taught me a lot of things I learned were wrong. ❜

❛ Isn't that what life is? A risk? ❜

❛ Okay, two serial killers go for a ride...Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back? ❜

❛ It's every father's nightmare...disappointing his children. ❜

❛ Life is hard, and it's brutal and ugly, and way too fucking short. ❜

❛ The slightest lapse of judgment can be a mistake you might never recover from. ❜

❛ I killed an innocent man. ❜

❛ No, no "should'ves." I don't do "should'ves." That's not me. ❜

❛ I really do need to stab something. ❜

❛ Maybe you could show some of that same bravery by sharing what's bothering you. ❜

❛ There are few things harder to bear than remorse. ❜

❛ Guilt. Remorse. It's what separates us from the animals. ❜

❛ The best deed I can do is rid the world of you. ❜

❛ How about a little support? You know, like a hug?  Or an "everything's gonna be all right"? ❜

❛ We all need to confess our mistakes, so we can go into the light unburdened. ❜

❛ Jesus, they're just tits. ❜

❛ No more confessions, no more good deeds, and no more fucking remorse. ❜

❛ This isn't how you die. ❜

❛ Maybe only monsters feel no regret. If erring is human, then remorse must be too. ❜

❛ You should have just let him die. ❜

❛ Wow. You can make anything sound perverted. ❜

❛ I don't have to be on my own. I could be with you. ❜

❛ If you're nice to me, I can be nice to you. ❜

❛ You never know when you wake up in the morning what the day will bring. ❜

❛ Your life is a lie! These are lies! ❜

❛ I know who you really are. You're a killer. Sucking the fucking life out of all of us! ❜

❛ I should have fucking killed you when I had the chance. ❜

❛ There is a great big shit-ugly world out there. The bad stuff doesn't just end at your doorstep. ❜

❛ You can help put an end to all of it. The sins of your father. ❜

❛ You always did have a soft spot for kids.  They remind you of what you lost. Innocence. ❜

❛ I think I'm in trouble. ❜

❛ You put yourself at risk...for me. ❜

❛ I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, I promise you. ❜

❛ Walk away. This doesn't concern you. ❜

❛ I promise you, no one's ever gonna hurt you again. Especially me. ❜

❛ Who are any of us, really? We all have our public life, our private life… ❜

❛ We can play who's a bigger asshole, but I guarantee you, I'll win. ❜

❛ I don't want to talk about your daddy issues, okay? ❜

❛ One day, I grew up, and I realized my father wasn't the end-all, and it didn't matter what he thought of me, because I realized I didn't think that much of him anymore either. ❜

❛ You think just because you shared, I'm gonna open up? You watch too much tv. ❜

❛ What this tells me is you've been lying to me from the very beginning. ❜

❛ I can only marvel at the level of cynicism. ❜

❛ You're putting us both at risk. It isn't safe for us to talk. ❜

❛ I would never do anything to put you in danger. ❜

❛ You did this to yourself. You're on your own. ❜

❛ Could really use some family right about now, and you're it. ❜

❛ I knew finding his killer wouldn't bring him back, but...I thought it would bring something. ❜

❛ I want you to disappear from my life. Like a ghost. A really annoying ghost. ❜

❛ I couldn't care less about your life. Or death. Unless you get in my way. ❜

❛ If I were you, I'd give up vigilante-ism. You're not very good at it. ❜

❛ You do not want to question my loyalty to my family.  ❜

❛ I have to be the one to kill him. I have to know he's gone. ❜

❛ How is it I can kill people and feel no regret...but disappointing [name] makes me feel like the scum of the earth? ❜

❛ Sometimes I'm... just going along, and everything seems okay, and then this...darkness creeps in, and it takes over. ❜

❛ Don't ever question me! I gave you everything you have. I will take it all away! ❜

❛ You have your demons. I accept that. Because I know that you don't have to be a slave to them. ❜

❛ I know you, better than you know yourself. You can conquer whatever darkness there is in you. I know you can. ❜

❛ We create our own destiny every day we live. ❜

❛ If you hadn't been in my life, I wouldn't be who I am. You've given me confidence and support. And you've been the one constantly good thing in my life. ❜

❛ I can't believe there was a time when I actually thought I could learn something from you. ❜

❛ You can't control the demon inside of you any more than I can control mine. ❜

❛ You're like a child. You dream of a heaven you'll never see. ❜

❛ I accept...nothing. Nothing is inevitable. ❜

❛ It's already over. ❜

❛ Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be...lived. ❜

❛ Born in blood. Both of us. ❜

What are you reading now?

Name something you want to read?

5 songs you have been recently obsessed with?

What are you watching?

What was the last thing you watched?

Show us a rock?

Draw something that makes you happy, don't worry about your art skills!

Name something you are looking forward to?

What are you craving right now?

Favorite animal?

Favorite season?

Favorite comfort drink?

Favorite climate?

Favorite game?

Favorite subject?

Favorite instrument?

Tell us about your favorite character?

Dream job?

Favorite candle?

Share a recipe or two?

What is something you have been meaning to try?

Something you want to see?

Talk about a WIP?

Last thing you fixed with duct tape?

Talk about something you love?

Send me a # (questions for OCs) or a letter (questions for creators) and I’ll answer

QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

How easy is it for your character to laugh?

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

How easy is it to earn their trust?

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?

What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

What animal do they fear most?

How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

What makes their stomach turn?

Are they easily embarrassed?

What embarrasses them?

What is their favorite number?

If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?

Why do they get up in the morning? 

How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? 

How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)? 

 Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom? 

 What are their thoughts on marriage? 

 What is their preferred mode of transportation? 

 What causes them to feel dread? 

 Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth? 

 Do they usually live up to their own ideals? 

 Who do they most regret meeting? 

 Who are they the most glad to have met? 

 Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke? 

 Could they be considered lazy? 

 How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt? 

 How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive? 

Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap? 

Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)? 

What memory do they revisit the most often? 

How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people? 

How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

How do they feel about children? 

How badly do they want to reach their end goal? 

If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so? 

QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS

Another Selfship Ask Game

1. What is your favorite way to express your love for your f/o?

2. Has your f/o ever inspired you to try something new?

3. Do you have a specific type when it comes to f/o's or are they varied?

4. Does your selfship(s) have an established canon/story that you stick to? (share a summary if you want!)

5. How similar are you to your s/i?

6. Is there anything you need to hear your f/o say to you right now?

7. If you could be teleported anywhere with your f/o, where would you go?

8. Is there a fun fact about your f/o that you think is underappreciated in the fandom?

9. Do you do anything irl in honor of your selfship?

10. Share a picture or describe a moment of your f/o that never fails to make you smile.

11. Are you and your f/o similar types of people or opposites?

12. Is there anything you could learn from your f/o? Is there anything your f/o could learn from you?

13. Are you fixing them, making them worse, or a secret third thing?

14. Who's saving who in the end? (you decide what this means)

15. Imagine you and your f/o switched wardrobes. How do you both feel about this?

16. Do you have any f/o headcanons that diverge from their canon?

17. How do you feel about the source material's treatment of your f/o? How about the fandom's treatment of them?

18. Would you rather live in your f/o's universe as your s/i or have your f/o live in this universe?

19. If you were trying to cheer up your f/o after a hard day, what would you do?

20. Imagine your f/o gave you one of their belongings to keep. What would they give you?

Send a fruit and a character to see them in that outfit!

prompts surrounding alcohol, drinking, alcoholism, and being drunk. consider this a tw for all the above

"Whiskey. Neat."

"I pity your poor liver."

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"How much have you had?"

"I'm just here for the booze."

"I can't get this damn cork out…"

"I… swear to drunk… I'm not god."

"I mean, it's 5 o'clock somewhere."

"Okay, that's it, I'm cutting you off."

"Want to go out for drinks tonight?"

"You look like you need a stiff drink."

"Want me to pour you another one?"

"Hey, bartender, another one, please."

"Yeah, I had a bad day, too. Pass the bottle."

"I'm celebrating tonight! Want a glass, too?"

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

"Bring out the champagne! It finally happened!"

"There's a new bar in town. Want to head there?"

"Sorry, didn't mean to spill my wine all over you."

"Pour me a glass of wine and tell me everything."

"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety."

"Not an excuse. Drunk actions are sober thoughts…"

"Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."

"Beer's in the fridge. Grab one and meet me out there."

"They could at least serve halfway decent drinks here…"

"I cook with wine… sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Here you go. This'll warm you all the way to your bones."

"Alcohol doesn't make you smarter. It makes you funnier."

"Want to just sit on the porch and throw back a cold one?"

"I want something fruity, that'll make me forget everything."

"How many of those have you had? Maybe you should slow down."

"This place might be a hole in the wall, but they have the best drinks."

Hand-Holding Dialogue

Hand-Holding

Touching

Hugs

Hugging Dialogue

Touch Starved Prompts

Touches Ask Games

Super soft intimacy

Casual Affections

Seeking out physical affection

Romantic, non-sexual intimacy prompts

Kisses

First Kisses

First Kiss Prompts

Accidental Kisses

Places for kissing

Angsty Kisses

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

the character everyone gets wrong

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

worst discord server and why

which ship fans are the most annoying?

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

worst part of canon

worst part of fanon

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

worst blorboficiation

that one thing you see in fics all the time

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

there should be more of this type of fic/art

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

part of canon you found tedious or boring

part of canon you think is overhyped

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ship you've unwillingly come around to

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

Send me a prompt and I’ll write a 5 sentence fic, post a doodle, make a moodboard, or create something related to that word

1. Burgers 2. Wharfy 3. Kuchi Kopi 4. Erotic Friend Fiction 5. Family 6. Cheese Royale 7. The Wharf 8. Pickles 9. Bog Harbor 10. Itty Bitty Ditty Committee 11. One-Eyed Snakes 12. Coasters 13. Wharf Arts Center 14. Restaurant 15. Under the Pier 16. Wine 17. Ocean Avenue 18. The Winthorpe Manor 19. Carnies 20. Community Garden 21. Boyz4Now 22. Lobsterfest 23. Wagstaff 24. Bog to Beach parade 25. Music 26. Lasers and Gentleman 27. Sour Sack Babies 28. The Beach 29. Food 30. King's Head Island 31. Free Space (create your own Bob’s Burgers prompt)