man i bet tumblr in the federation is CRAZY i wonder what people post about
Eh, not that different from yours. Can't talk about it on account of the Prime Directive, though. If you know, you know.
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when you're doing diy hrt make sure you get the right species hormones i accidentally used andorian e and now i'm fucking boiling alive why do andorians have such high body temperatures...
because we live on a fucking snowball, idiot
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Based on my research, I have elected to establish a presence on social media in an effort to study human interaction in digital spaces. While I am unfamiliar with the etiquette of these spaces, I have already learned many things. Tomorrow I will compile the results of my research for my "followers" to peruse.
Holy shit is this the actual Data? Jeez I didn't realize they just... kept our posts up after we died. Fucked up.
Todd do you think Starfleet has a guy just wiping out their officers' old spumblr posts after they die?
...yes? Obviously? So the Romulans can't read them?
You wanna run that one by us again, Todd?
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we're a terrestrial, earth-only cargo company from eighty years before starfleet (with the spaceships and the phasers and such) was founded
In charge of every package sent to or from Starfleet.
To blame if somebody from Starfleet breaks your stuff and/or planet
Able to get you in contact with William Riker(?)
And above all, stop sending us rpf of starfleet officers. First off, that's not the type of shipping we do. Second off, that's a bit rude considering these are real people you're writing porn about. Third off, most of the smut you animals send in sucks ass.
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Cool, anyway, check this shit out:
(#Data/Riker #slow burn #100k #Enterprise-E #Cuckquean Troi)
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I am going to invert your topography
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anyway the fact that our government left billions of romulans to die for the crime of being romulan is. bad. it's really bad. we're not the enlightened utopia we pretend to be and it gets more and more obvious by the day.
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oh boy, here we go, another "federation bad" post. take it somewhere else, rihankie, they had plenty of time to evacuate, it's not our fault they elected a shitty government who let them all die.
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"Rihankie" is definitely a new slur for people who don't like it when the Federation does a genocide. Are you accusing me of being Romulan, or are you just mad that I don't think Romulans deserve to die?
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Romulans would kill you and everyone you care about, they're liars and spies and letting them into the Federation at all was a mistake. They just want to make the Federation like their own shitty fascist state.
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Dude what the fuck is wrong with you.
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I just don't want my Federation being overrun by sneaky, lying backstabbers that just want to destroy my way of life! Why do you love them so much?
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...you posted on the wrong blog babe.
Been thinking of growing my beard back out. I can never quite decide if I want it or not...