No Moaning of the Bar

I'm sick and tired of pretending I don't want to float in

✨Cherenkov radiation✨

Look at that shit, it's perfect. I bet it feels amazing on the skin and organs. I bet it revitalises the pores. I bet it tastes incredible.

Don't listen to authorities, look at that colour, nothing that pretty could be bad for you.

Cherenkov radiation is created by particles that are moving faster than light. Faster than light. This can only happen because the medium they are traveling through slows down the speed of light enough that other particles (like electrons) can move faster than the light

But I’m pretty sure this is happening where the reaction takes place, so it’s not the same thing and is probably much more radioactive. Water is still pretty good at blocking radiation (which that Tom Scott filed a video standing directly above one of these glowing blue pools) but it’s probably not the best idea to swim in them just to be safe

Pools shimmer, safe and still

I ache to slip beneath their skin

Static on my bones.

I hope you enjoyed my haiku.

Imagine a Dom forcing you to eat 3 nutritious meals a day.

Imagine your Master making you get at least 8 hours of sleep at night like the little person with needs that you are.

Imagine how cruel it would be for them to make you exercise in the morning, go for a jog, or do some yoga.

Imagine them forcing you to drink plenty of water throughout the day.

Think about coming home from work, exhausted, only for your Owner to order you to take a shower and remember to wash your hair.

Just think about how much it'll hurt when they tell you to turn off your phone for at least half an hour before you go to sleep in clean pajamas.