THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FORMER KGB MAN

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage

thank you, Russian Spy Agent

Putin is really looking out for our personal growth and development huh

god, the russian government troll farm agents were actually really good at tumblr

He likes baldies ;)

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

My eyes….

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

STOP

thanks for the lovely fanart. mother appreciates it 

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tru :’(

I would like to cordially invite the citizens of Ukraine to the next Donald Trump rally. Trash bins will be provided.

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.