in transformation

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

whoever invented linkedin needs to be carried away by a large bird. “what if we had a social media for people who Work and all you do is talk about how much you Love Work and how Good You Are At Work and the people who can give you Work will look there to decide if you’re Worth Anything” go to jail. go to jail. what is wrong with you

Reblogging for the info in the replies that you can just uninstall copilot. Thanks tumblr!

‘you’ve just met yourself. i’ve known you for years’ is still the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard and they let my favorite little cornfed closetcase say it on live television to another man. incredible.

supernatural. this is from the cw’s supernatural. like all great modern romance, this is about destiel. please don’t disrespect our troops

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

gonna show people my authentic self soon. just as soon as I get it perfect. soon. any day now I'll be good enough to open up to others

God fucking damn it

keeping up with people is so hard i dont want to have to text them i want to sleep in their arms and wake up and look up at them and say "i love you" and kiss them before burying my face back in the space between them and my pillow before passing out again

i should be able to wake up in their bed, see that they arent there, and sleepily get up and search the house until i spot them then just go up to them and hug them and follow them around like a pet all while not saying a word and barely having my eyes open and then we go like lay down on the couch or something